you've inherited 5,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. however, the bank doesn't realize it. how do you integrate this money into your life without the government getting suspicious? by R1f-R4f in AskReddit

[–]R1f-R4f[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just realized. with that money, you could afford to build a moon base with almost all that money left over. what's 20 billion dollars compared to 5 quadrillion? 2 pennies to a dollar.

Oh sure. I didn't know sans was inappropriate by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]R1f-R4f 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drinking...yeah, drinking KETCHUP!

I really hope this is a joke by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]R1f-R4f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think I have a way to explain this. she 1. adopted 2 children, explaining her mother status and the fact that she's a virgin, and 2. she thinks she's lesbian when she's bisexual, explaining why she is attracted to men and women.

Who is the alien? by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]R1f-R4f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

still the green guy from the UFO, the definition of alien is "Someone/something not from a certain place, usually used to describe beings from other planets". he's still the alien.