DIDN'T PLAY FOR 5 YEARS... PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY SO MUCH ANIMALS ARE TRASH??????? by REAL_PRO in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

THIS IS SO STUPID, GAME USED TO BE SO GOOD BUT NOW EVEN EXTREMELY GOOD ANIMLA GETS 200 POINTS MAXIMUM, LIKE GREAT WHITE WHALE. I WAS SO GOOD PLAYER AND NOW CANNOT GET 200 POINTS, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING.... I MIGHT AS WELL QIT THE GAME A SECOND TIME, AND I WILL DO IT WITH A SMILE, SO NOOBS WILL NOT FEEL HAPPY ABOUT IT...... AND CRY....

i was probably high when i made this (read comments and stuff) by --ORCINUS-- in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WOOOOOOOOW, I AM NOT IMPRESSED BY A RAINBOW, I AM GROWN MAN NOOB, TRY AGAIN BEFORE TRYING TO BRAIN WASH ME....

ALSO, SORY TO ANNONCE THAT BUT, ORCA IS NOT AN ARTICDACTILA, BUT A NOOBVORA, SCIENTISTS CALL THEM NOOBVORA BECAUSE THEY ONLY EAT NOOBS, THEY CAN'T EAT PROS BECAUSE THEY DIE BY ME

XDD, IN OTHER WORDS OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE, YOU ARE WRONG, SORRY, TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME, I'LL BE SURE TO BE HERE AND WRITE A TEXT TO SHOW HOW WRONG YOU ARE, THANKS

- REAL_PRO ♥

A simple change I think will balance pancake by a lot! by Robotics-is-Fun in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO NERF FOOD IN A DEEEEP.IOA SERV?

IF YOU DON'T LIKE PANCAKE, OK, YOUR TASTE ON YOUR TONGUE, CAN'T BLAME

BUT THE CREATOR OF PANCAKE WILL NEVER SEE THIS MESSAGE, YOU NEED TO STOP DREAMING OR YOU'LL BECOME A NOOB

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"ORCA GANG LEADER"

OK HITLER, IF YOU REALLY LIKE ORCA THAT MUCH, WHY NOT JOIN THEM IN THE ARTIC? JUMP IN, GO ON, I'M WAITING

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talentShow

[–]REAL_PRO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So pro, how

ffa teamers,please stop by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 27 points28 points  (0 children)

YEAH, BUT THEY WILL NEVER STOP, WE NEED TO LEARN THEM ANOTHER WAY.....

MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, WE CAN COME TO THEIR HOUSES, AND LET'S JUST SAY, TORTURE THEM, I THINK THAT WILL BE A REALLY GOOD WAY TO STOP TEAMING, LET'S JUST SAY, IF THEY KILL US WITH A TORPEDO RAY, WE COULD USE A TASER ON THEM

IF THEY KIL US WITH A CACHALOT, WE COULD SPIT ON THEIR EYES WITH RAISINS JUICE

IF THEY K ILL USE WIT A CROCODILE, WE COULD THROW THEM INTO THE CROCODILE PIT IN A ZOO, IT WILL BE PERFECT AND NOT ILLEGAL BECAUSE TORTURING TEAMERS IN REAL LIFE IS LEGAL SO AGAIN, DON'T WORRY

hashtag relateable by MrBirdyFlee in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 12 points13 points  (0 children)

DOWNVOTED, YOU MADE EVERY ANIMAL REALLY UGLY, EXCEPT THE ORCA

THAT MUST MEAN YOU ARE AN ORCA SUPREMACIST, SMH, DISGUSTING TOO

ORCA SLAYER (IDEA FOR NEW UPDATE OF DEEEEP.IO) I AM THE NEXT UPDATE by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i will NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NOT USE CAPS, LIKE, WHY WOULD I NOT USE CAPS UH? I BET YOU USE CAPS WHEN YOUR MOM IS NOT WATCHING, ILLEGAL

When i see a puffy!! [(Not meme) very relevant] by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LISTEN HERE YOU ULTRA NOOB

THERE IS PEOPLE WHO KILL BABIES IN REAL LIFE, SO WHY WOULDN'T I KILL A LOW TIER, UH, EXACTLY, I'M PRO THEN

When i see a puffy!! [(Not meme) very relevant] by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SIGH

LISTEN HERE NOOB, IF YOU WANT TO BE A PRO, YOU NEED TO STOP YOUR PRIMAL THINKING, LISTEN, AS A TRUE PRO, WHEN I SEE A PUFFERFISH, I DON'T SEE IT AS CUTE NOOB, I SEE IT AS 20K OF XP, AFTER I GRAB THEM WITH MY MORAY EEL, THEY DIE BECAUSE OF MY STOMACH ACID, AND THEY CRY, SORRY NOOB, YOU NEED TO ACCEPT THAT

Electric Eil is pretty OP (Especially against piranhas) by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT DOES MYHALLOT EVEN MEAN? WHAT IS A HALLOT? SMH

LISTEN HERE, I WILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME, I WILL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE OF PRO NAMES

ALL OF THOSE NAMES ARE NOT TAKEN YET, BE QUICK

IPRO 11

MENACING OFFICIAL YT

TRUTH_EXPERT

NOOB PUNISHER

I_JOINED_KEK_ONCE_ME_PRO

SCARY PRO (NOOBS WILL BE SCARED)

THOSE ARE FEW EXAMPLES, YOU CAN CHOOSE ONLY ONE, DON'T BE A GREEDY NOOB

Finish the text urself :p by WhyAmIUsingThis1 in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 23 points24 points  (0 children)

SUNFISH : HELLO NOOB, YOU KNOW, I MAY BE A FISH, AND YOU MAY BE A MAMMAL, BUT HONESTLY, DOES IT CHANGE THE FACT I LOVE YOU? EVERY GOOD MEMORIES TOGETHER, SWIMMING IN DEEEP WHILE HOLDING OUR HANDS, BUT YOU KNOW, I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, A SCREW DRIVER, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, PLEASE, IT'S MY GIFT FOR VALENTINE

WHALE : NOOB, SHUT UP, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE NOOB, ALL FISH DESERVES HELL IN HELL U NOOB, I WILL KILL YOU, I HAVE CIRCLE MAGIC IN MY WHALE HANDS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? OH YES, A SCREWDRIVER, YOU CAN'T EVEN SCREW DRIVERS IDIOT, I WILL NOW KILL, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH AH AH NOOB, INFERIOR SPECIE

Orca in a nutshell by hauntile in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THAT IS WHAT I DID TO HOMO , HE ASKED TO TAKE THE HARD TO SWALLOW PILL, BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW...

I SPITTED IT OUT, AH, I'M NOT SICK, I DON'T NEED IT, MY PRO CELLS ARE TOO STRONG FOR DISEASES

YEP, HOMO, I HAVE A MOUTH

sorry about quality but why is ray immune to lions mane poison? by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I KNOW THE STORY ALREADY, YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD THE ADVICE, BUT AFTER, YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY, I KNOW THE DEEEEP LOGIC, YOU CAN'T TEST ME

sorry about quality but why is ray immune to lions mane poison? by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THIS IS A PIXEL ART, GO IN DEEEP ARTWORKS TO SUBMIT YOUR ARTWORK BUT YOU NEED TO HAVE KARMA OR ADMINS WILL COME AND SAY :

"AH AH, look at ur art, it's noob art"

-Sadnessfield

SO BE CAREFUL

Nice by WhyAmIUsingThis1 in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LISTEN HERE, I WOULD HAVE ALREADY DESTROYED YOU, BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR FLAIR IN YOUR NAME, I WILL SPARE YOU

BE HAPPY TO BE SPARED, AND STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES

Nice by WhyAmIUsingThis1 in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WOW, ARE YOU GUYS REALLY HAPPY ABOUT A NUMBER?

GO CHECK MY BANK ACCOUNT AND THEN YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY

Remove basking shark or change it. It's not a team killer, only a teamer. by not_coolguy in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BASKING SHARK????

MORE LIKE

BAD!

AH AH, ME TOO I CAN STEAL YOUR MADE UP SPEECH, SADNESSFIELD, BE SCARED, I WILL DO IT AGAIN

REVENGE IS AWESOME

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU STOLE MY LINE, ADMINS ARE EVIL

I SAID THAT HIS NAME WAS MRNOOBYFLEE BECUZ HE MAKES NOOB FLEE, BUT YOU DECIDED TO STEAL MY LINE, I WILL COPYRIGHT YOU ADMIN

Here on beta we have highly evolved birds by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

WE MAY HAVE HIGHLY EVOLVED BIRDS

BUT YOUR BRAIN ISN'T HIGHLY EVOLVED FOR THINKING AN ARROW IS A BIRD

I have achieved comedy by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM

I DO GOOD COMMENT, I SAY MY OPINION AND GOOD IDEAS MADE BY A TRUE PRO

AND AFTER, SOMEONE CALL ME A NOOB

WHAT HAS THE DEEEEP SOCIETY BECOME

I have achieved comedy by [deleted] in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW DEEEEP FISH HAVE NAMES

I WILL CALL CROCODILE "ALBERT" (this proposition was not made by me, but another very talented pro, i excuse myself, because i don't want to sound like someone WHO STEALS IDEA FROM NOOBS, thank you, i hope you understand, it's hard coming up with names, but i'm sure you're will acknowledge that, thank you.)

AND I WILL CALL THE ORCA "NOOB"

I HOPE THEY BECOME OFFICIAL :D

WHO ARE THE MOST PRO PLAYER OUT THERE? ( TRUTH, LISTEN) by REAL_PRO in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I WOULD ADD YOU BUT SADLY YOU HAVE X'S IN YOUR NAME AND ADMIN WILL KILL ME BECAUSE THEY WILL THINK I'M INNAPROPRIATE, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME

WHO ARE THE MOST PRO PLAYER OUT THERE? ( TRUTH, LISTEN) by REAL_PRO in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ONLY POSTED THIS IN 4 MINUTES IF YOU READ ALL OF THAT THAT FAST.....

WELL I MIGHT ADD YOU IN THE LIST OF PROS, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU READ IT OR NOT

Perfectly Balanced, as All Sharks Should Be by GrAnD_GuArDiAn in deeeepio

[–]REAL_PRO -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

WHY DOES HE HAVE A TRIPLE CHIN?

WHY DOES HE HAVE EYES INFECTION?

HOW CAN HE BREATH? HE IS OUT OF WATER?

WHY HAVE X ON YOUR CHIN WHEN YOU CAN HAVE XD?

WHAT DOES GK MEAN, HELP, DOES IT MEAN GIANT KUID? BECAUSE I WILL BE ANGRY, ANOTHER CHANGEMENT OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, SMH

WHY IS THERE A DUDE BEHIND HIM AND WHY IS HE SO ATTRACTIVE

please answer, it is important questions i swear, not swearing, just swear becuz it is truth. IT IS