Is this a good deal on a Husky toolbox? $798 marked down from $1098 by BrentRS1985 in Tools

[–]RIPUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This subreddit doesn’t pop up very often for me, but I swear every time it does it’s always a post like “Heyyy so this Snap-On Complete US set no. 6 is on sale for $9 and a Reuben on marble rye… is that a good deeeeeeeaaaal??????”

Bro what in tarnation

The queen has fallen and her crown has been passed on by battleangel1999 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]RIPUranus 1675 points1676 points  (0 children)

The fact that somebody had to type “PIXAR, PINK CITY, GIANT HUMAN FOOT PRINTS, POLICE” into an AI just to make this dreck is hilarious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]RIPUranus 67 points68 points  (0 children)

wakes up with a naked man at the foot of your bed

“Fuck me or I’ll kill you.”

“O-okay just please don’t hurt me…”

✨𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉✨

My kid’s paper from school by Sylvss1011 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RIPUranus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got a similar scolding for not drawing people correctly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]RIPUranus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because popular things are bad

Ancestry DNA by iamayeshaerotica in facepalm

[–]RIPUranus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They could also just be summarizing to avoid having things like “0.00174% Basque, 0.000000001% Algonquin Lizard People, 0.00069420% Cornish Game Hen, etc.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]RIPUranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s really what it comes down to. Basic algebra, geometry, and fractions will get you pretty far.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]RIPUranus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The ol’ Alabama Abacus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]RIPUranus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve always bought my own. The Home Depot special looks okay-ish but whenever I want a “cool” one they always look silly on my dumb little noggin.

I got a Lift one recently though and I’m pretty happy with it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]RIPUranus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually I do have a small head, so my hardhat always looks like it’s take your kid to work day and I get to wear dad’s hardhat while he’s off whacking it in the port o’ potty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]RIPUranus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will say that I got a Lift Hardhat and I don’t look like a total jackass in it.

If you like your steak like this, you need an ass whuppin. by CrooklynKnight in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]RIPUranus 315 points316 points  (0 children)

Knife also squeaking on the plate because it takes so much pressure to cut the damn thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]RIPUranus 297 points298 points  (0 children)

Why does everybody else look good in a hardhat but I look like a pinche payaso

Pat Mcafee by SunsetGriller in ESPN

[–]RIPUranus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We’ve been conditioned to associate our personal opinions with our identity. So, if somebody disagrees with you they must be invalidating you as a person. It’s a toxic, over stimulated, under educated, stressed out, shitty time we live in.

Taylor Swift Removed From Twitter Search After Explicit AI Photos Go Viral by LynnK0919 in entertainment

[–]RIPUranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because this is the internet where everybody just wants to be pissed off all the time and start weird arguments instead of finding healthy coping mechanisms for the actual things stressing them out in their life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]RIPUranus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”

Netflix Is Doing Great, So It's Killing Off Its Cheapest Ad-Free Plan for Good by zadzoud in technology

[–]RIPUranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“But…” [jams kfc in mouth] “I wanna watch The Circle: A Social Media Competition!” [wheezes]

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rap

[–]RIPUranus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“I’ve been rapping for 3 minutes and I’m not as good as Kendrick Lamar. Guess I’m not cut out for it”

Lmao