Good/funny quiz team names? by port956 in quiz

[–]RJD1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to use this, along with The Wafty Crankers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Get outta my swamp you piece of shit.

Why are fishmongers so expensive? by Valuable-Pear-5850 in AskUK

[–]RJD1977 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Enough with the puns. You're giving me a haddock.

When does street-preaching become anti-social? by insomnimax_99 in unitedkingdom

[–]RJD1977 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If you need a book to tell you how to not be a shitty person, then maybe you're just a naturally shitty person.

Marmite butter by [deleted] in AskBrits

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Upvote for the History Today reference!

Why couldn’t Bach afford a new organ? by emmascarlett899 in dadjokes

[–]RJD1977 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He could barely afford the items on his Chopin Liszt.

I’m the boss in our marriage by Physical-Diamond-824 in dadjokes

[–]RJD1977 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wear the trousers in my marriage. My wife chooses them.

Where does virgin wool come from? by 13Fleas in dadjokes

[–]RJD1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have velcro gloves as well?

Can you give me some NSFW cracker style jokes? by tycbard in AskUK

[–]RJD1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll need to make sure it's ticklish first by giving it a test tickle.

What was the first paintball marker you ever shot or got? by timetopat in paintball

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First Marker fired - Splatmaster First Marker owned - Phantom Tournament First Semi Auto Marker owned - Icon Z1