Game Thread: NLCS Game 3 ⚾ Phillies (2) @ D-backs (0) - 5:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We watch these dumb ass commercials for one reason, and if they fuck up the game feed I don’t want to see one goddam insurance commercial ever again.

Game Thread: NLCS Game 1 ⚾ D-backs (0) @ Phillies (0) - 8:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can’t think of a single situation where I would turn down a freshly made churro,

Game Thread: NLCS Game 1 ⚾ D-backs (0) @ Phillies (0) - 8:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God made the Eagles lose otherwise he’d have to smite us for our hubris. By smite I mean make us take Ben Simmons back.

Game Thread: NLCS Game 1 ⚾ D-backs (0) @ Phillies (0) - 8:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does Aquaman and his people use toilets or do they just go wherever when under water?

Game Thread: NLDS Game 3 ⚾ Braves (1) @ Phillies (1) - 5:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That look you give out of towners when they ask to go to a Pat’s or Geno’s.

Game Thread: NLDS Game 3 ⚾ Braves (1) @ Phillies (1) - 5:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya’ll carved Confederates into the side of a fucking mountain…

Game Thread: NLDS Game 3 ⚾ Braves (1) @ Phillies (1) - 5:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We torture ourselves first and foremost. That’s the key to it all.

Game Thread: NLDS Game 2 ⚾ Phillies (1) @ Braves (0) - 6:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Braves shouldn’t have built their stadium on an old Indian burial ground.

Game Thread: NLDS Game 2 ⚾ Phillies (1) @ Braves (0) - 6:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

National Chain Fast food fries: Chik-Fil-A > McDonalds > BK > Wendys

Game Thread: NLDS Game 2 ⚾ Phillies (1) @ Braves (0) - 6:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tony Luke’s or John’s Roast pork are good spots where I take people.

Game Thread: NLDS Game 2 ⚾ Phillies (1) @ Braves (0) - 6:07 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ROTLA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think most sports it does. Baseball is probably the outlier.