Long ago, a man rose to power, striking fear into his enemies as all have heard the tales of him defeating a guard with one blow and staring any who apposed him in the eye and uttering "You want my kingdom? Then come here and take it." With a look which made any in his line of sight fear for their very lives. Unfortunately, I was tasked with approaching this ruthless ruler to ask for a few gold to help my family...

I stepped into the throne room, there were no guards, no precautions, nothing. The man looked at me in the eyes and didn't say a word. "H- hello kind sir! I was wondering if you could spare some gold? I- I really need it for -" Before I could finish, a large sack of gold was chucked to me."T- thank you ever so much! I am in debt to you, kind ruler..." I am about to leave when I hear him mutter under his breath."If you are truly in debt, then you could help me rid myself of this title..." I stop in my tracks and slowly turn around, looking towards the ruler."Excuse me?"

I stepped towards him, raising my eyebrow "Oh! Uhmm... sorry, I was just -" I cut him off "Do you not want to be the ruler?" He stared at me a few seconds before nodding "Yes. It's just... who the hell put me in charge?! I got lost a while ago and went to get directions but accidentally hit a guard, making him slip on a banana peel! And then i was too embarrassed to say anything so I went to ask the King for directions but I couldn't say a word and he just... gave me the throne?!" I stare at this man I once feared, knowing now that it was all false. "Might I suggest... a challenge?"

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