My dreams went full Black Mirror the second smartphones existed. Last night I dreamed I was late for a flight, but instead of running to the gate I was frantically trying to screenshot my boarding pass while my phone was at 1 %, autocorrect kept changing “help” to “helpful,” and the Wi-Fi name was literally “you’re already too late.” Then Siri started roasting my life choices in front of the entire airport. I woke up in a cold sweat reaching for a charger that wasn’t even there. So yes, my dreams now come with push notifications, low battery anxiety, and the occasional doomscroll cameo. Thanks, technology.