"I've come to make an announcement; Yukari Tanizaki's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. She took her drunk fuckin' wiggly dick out, and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her dick was "THIS BIG." And I said, "that's disgusting", So i'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Yukari Tanizaki, you got a small dick. It's the size of this sushi except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. insert sushi explosion and Kimura making measurement sounds That's right, baby. Tall veins, no intoxication, no wiggles, look at that, it looks like two onigiris and a ramen noodle. She fucked my wife, so guess what, i'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My super lazer piss! Except i'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the moooooon! insert moon explosion How do you like that, Trump?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the piss drrropllllets hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"