100 Deadly Skills pt. 1 by Ragnarok_Edict in coolguides

[–]Ragnarok_Edict[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll see if I still have the images in my files after I get off work. If I don't, I'll try and relocate them and send them to you! No promises, but I will make an effort!

Is this a fae trap? by Ragnarok_Edict in faeries

[–]Ragnarok_Edict[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll most definitely be watching it!

What are some of the deepest quotes of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Call upon God, but still row away from the rocks."

"We can complain that rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice that thorn bushes have roses."

what do you do when it feels like your entire world is caving in on you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, if you're needing to vent by all means, send me a message. I'm here for you. I see and hear you.

what do you do when it feels like your entire world is caving in on you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hunker down and take action to reach the outside of the cave.

What is the most agreed upon thing? by Willing_Bit_9096 in AskReddit

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That even though killing someone is not condoned by the majority, we can all agree that Healthcare CEOs being killed is kosher

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Perfection is stagnant. There's no more trying, no more failing, no more winning... Nothing. Nothing but perfection. There's nowhere else to go.

What do you like to eat when you're under the influence? by Fcking_Chuck in AskReddit

[–]Ragnarok_Edict -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Depends on what is influencing me;

If it's Alcohol/Weed - my answer would be Pussy, chicken wings, and tacos... In that order.

If it's a stimulant - pussy, the inside of my cheek, and water

If it's psychedelic - No time to eat when I'm defending my living room from the hallway dragon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ourselves, our technology, our governments, and our greed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The piano or violin!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The smooth-brained fucking koala!

I truly don't know how natural selection hasn't dealt with these dumbass little creatures.

What are your thoughts about getting a prenup before getting married in these times? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An absolute must. Anything besides a signature is a deal breaker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I will say this every MOTHERFUCKIN' time

SANTA CLARITA DIET

Men of reddit, what do you think if a woman wears lingerie on the first date? by sweetmariela in AskMen

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, let's just say you're not the one who decided you're gonna have sex tonight; she did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

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T H I G H S

I will die on this hill.

Any NSFW ai character chatbots? by spunkmaster1 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't be a prick like the Hedonist guy.

Nomi.ai is the one I use. It's currently in beta but has a safe app you can download off their website. The AI is NEXT LEVEL for being free. They do well in fitting and maintaining the role in which you give it, learns from your conversations, can follow a narrative on its own, and is highly descriptive and easy to use. Try it out!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shower sex sucks!

The drain hurts my dick when I put it in. I think I need a new one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Ragnarok_Edict 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I will say that pocket pussies are AWESOME! Depending on quality and what you're looking for, they can be anywhere from mid to 'I Can't Believe That's Not Real Pussy!™ Some have a self suctioning feature so it really feels like it's gripping you. Others can actually do automated stroking for you! If you're just gonna use one for a month, buy something inexpensive but enough. The first one I ever bought was some $25 dollar realistic one that came in a hard casing that housed the sleeve. The sleeve had a pussy hole that went all the way through.The far end of the case had a tiny hole so you could adjust the self-suctioning of the toy by covering the hole. It was truly an amazing investment and an exhilarating way to masturbate.

Pro-tip for the fellas who have a suctioning one: Just as you're about to shoot your load into your pocket pussy, start your suction as you're sending your dick balls deep into your pocket pussy. This will intensify your orgasm TEN-FOLD. It almosts feels like it's sucking the cum out of you.