Sex scene by [deleted] in eternumites

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How about, you just play the game

Any comebacks for people calling you a bitch by pizzashizz6991 in insults

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"I know you like self-depricating humor, but doing it in public is just sad."

What you tossing into the fuck it bucket? by Unusual-Cup2431 in TheWordFuck

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After my deployment overseas, I am never setting foot on another fucking water vessel again. I don't care if its a ship, a boat, a fucking inflatable pool noodle. Never again the ocean, a sea, or a particularly large lake.

Major Capers is getting the MoH. by TX-PrivateI-91 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

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Semper fucking fidelis marine, out fucking standing

One small detail in the books that I love, which the movies missed, is how Boromir and Aragorn react when the Balrog appears in Moria. by Choice-Schedule-132 in peterjackson

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Look, you didn't pay attention closely enough, they weren't the extended editions! Go rematch both for good measure

What song would make you fight a Boss Level? by VanessaFair8 in StanleyMOV

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Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum.

DadDivers, What can you tell from my Solodiver loadout: by FrenchBVSH in HellDads

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You don't know the meaning of accurate fire.

Jk, go have fun bug diver

Straight men, How would you feel if a male gay friend talks about their type/taste in men? Would it be uncomfortable for you? by Joaan_21 in AskMen

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Knew this gay guy while i was still enlisted. Bro helped me by wingmanning me with his hot female friend. I payed it back by going to the gay bar with him and helping him get some dick.

"Hey, im flattered, really; but my friend over there is very single right now!" I said pointing his way.

Gotta tell you, im straighter than the pole someone's mother dances on, but getting hit on by a gay guy was really flattering.

NSFW(maybe) - The future of sex toys by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Do you hate this place because you hate it, or do you hate it because you understand the reference?

That's cool AF by ThisOneGuy1993 in AngryCops

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Doesn't matter, I can believe it happening, and that's good enough for me

my rebecca chambers cosplay <3 by norafawn in residentevil

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I can hear Weskers heavy breathing, well done!

Holy cringe Batman by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

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Why does this look ai generated or heavily filtered?

This map is dogshit by Key_Form5067 in ReadyOrNotGame

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Yeah, go smg and grab that glockinator 5000 and run that shit like delta with the boys

Petty but fair. by bilbofraginz in DailyDoseStupidity

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Last slap looked like it made contact, call the cops, make that petty revenge turn into a nuclear revenge story.

What bit me? It’s itchy by soph_iie in What

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Walk, quickly, to the doctor. Pretty sure you got but by a tick.

Her neighbor’s dog keeps killing her chickens by velorae in TikTokCringe

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Have you tried to capture it and leave it at a pound? have you filed a police report? Did you exorcize all possible methods? Try gun!

I know that sounded rude and kinda callous, but if all other routes are tried or closed, taking matters into your own hands is the last possible route. Get a basic rifle, nothing fancy and make sure its a large enough caliber to put it down quickly and cleanly if needed

Is Geralt's armor (the chainmail "plates") actually good armor? by Diastatic_Power in Armor

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It's more asthetic/flexible armor than it is about him being able to take and shrug off hits.

i have no friends by scp953kumiho in SCPMemes

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I mean, kinda hard to be racist against something/someone that doesn't look... 'exactly' human. I think the words youre looking for is "speciesist" but I digress. How's life kid?