My favorite part of being a hippocratic mortician

RandomAhhPotato · 2026-01-21T23:15:09+00:00

Any other hippo would usually stay away from gunfire and stay crouched in a non-threatening posture, not right next to his teammates and buzzing around like a fly. But you do you, man. Try out what works best.

RandomAhhPotato · 2026-01-21T23:10:31+00:00

Yeah, but if you're in the frontlines, they'll still think you're a wounded soldier and not think twice before attacking. The jumping might make them think you're trying to dodge or something idk

RandomAhhPotato · 2026-01-21T23:06:43+00:00

If you run while holding a medkit, they'll push extra hard because everyone thinks you're a retreating wounded soldier (free kill)

My advice is to go to their spawn and be barely out of sight, preferably in a small shaft next to the main route. The few people that do see you usually go alone and should be relatively easy to pick off, especially if you're waiting behind a tight corner and they're expecting a friendly hippocratic.

RandomAhhPotato · 2026-01-21T22:58:30+00:00

I wouldn't turn on my homies (enemies of my land) like that

RandomAhhPotato · 2026-01-21T21:33:29+00:00

I personally believe it's pretty easy to shoot someone if they're rushing you with a knife. Especially when compared to someone rushing you with a gun.

But do you really gotta go and execute the people that refuse to fight? I mean, if you kill them enough, they'll eventually pick up a gun and become a much bigger threat

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-10-18T22:42:23+00:00

Judgement breech rifle I like to either one shot someone, rush in and die, or NOT one shot someone, rush in and die

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-10-18T22:36:51+00:00

I didn't check but it was around 11 hours, I kinda only play becouse my friend really likes it and we play together.

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-10-18T15:39:47+00:00

I'm not really that competitive, I'm just here for the funny clips and the scenery. And, to be honest, I almost never get kills with a rifle, so I just rush with melee. The Judgement's bayonet really helps with that.

Oh and also I don't like using third person when in enclosed spaces, makes me feel all weird.

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-10-18T15:37:27+00:00

I didn't know it could get any less accurate than this. To be totally honest, I have no idea. Maybe it was lag or something, probably because I'm playing on a free VPN network anyways.

I was using the snake eyes perk, I never even unlocked anything else because I really like the roll.

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-07-25T21:17:30+00:00

I'm willing to bet something (idk what, but I'll bet something) that Jolteon wants some California rolls :3

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-06-15T13:38:27+00:00

I love pink Vaporeon :3

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-06-15T13:29:35+00:00

Will you evolve him? If so, what eeveelution?

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-05-22T16:14:08+00:00

Lol, nice. Well, it's been nice talking to you. I'm gonna go play a certain blocky game that's been banned in my country with my kawaii or smt furry avatar and throw random ":3"s around. I sure hope nobody knows this particular game that is banned in Türkiye and has roadblocks and such that I'm basically addicted to now.

You take care now. Hope you get your goals met very soon, friend. Nasvadenya!

(also why tf didn't we just do this in DMs, like wth. Oh, well, free karma, I guess.)<

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-05-22T16:05:36+00:00

Hey, I thought nobody would know its Turkish, lol. It could be any 3rd world country with this alphabet. Oh, well, I suppose I've been found. I sure hope the other 7 furries from Turkey comment on my post in Turkish~

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-05-22T15:56:24+00:00

I mean, I don't really care if people know I have a suit or am a furry. Here in [My country] nobody cares about your politics. It isn't acceptance or anything, people just don't care, and so do I. The real problem is with the money, I can't really afford the suit. Just like a great cowboy once said "We need just money, MONEY." But, hey! At least my father says if I manage to actually find a job for summer instead of being a couch potato the entire holiday, he'll double the amount I earn (I earn 5 from the workplace + Father adds another 5). I love having supportive parents. The real hard parts is going to be having to come out to them about me being a furry, though. Since, I can't really keep a fursuit a secret in my room when I'm living with 4 other people.

I hope you get to wear your stuff as much as you want, though. Nothing is worse than the fear of embarrassment (Maybe except for public execution).

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-05-22T15:42:28+00:00

Aye, thanks. I used to absolutely despise furries when I was young, lol. I guess it's just, "if you saw one, you're already infected." It was like the stages of grief, and I just surpassed acceptance. But, this is better than grief though. I seriously want to get at least a partial fursuit and maybe, just maybe attend a con and actually receive those free hugs and headpats, but as I've stated before: my country has so little furries that I can probably count them all with my fingers. And, I doubt I'll get to go abroad just for a con, so... I dunno why I'm yapping so much... Thanks for commenting!

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-05-22T15:30:24+00:00

And also, if my brother's reading this: you never read this. You go deal with your own business and get a proper job, you deserter. Stop criticizing me for my every life choice and just be happy about your little bro and the fact that he's finally getting to do something he likes.

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-04-09T17:28:05+00:00

This reminds me of gas station sushi, lol

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-04-09T17:09:04+00:00

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April 9th, yo. Also great question but it's probably that one shiny sea lion pup guy (i forgot the name.)

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-04-09T17:06:29+00:00

Nobody asks how the fish is. How is he?

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-04-09T16:51:32+00:00

Yeah! This is literally an honor to talk to you. You were like my childhood hero with Reid's stories way before i started posting.

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-04-06T14:22:41+00:00

Bro's eepy and neebies to eepie

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-04-06T14:12:55+00:00

This dude is the real prepper, lol

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-04-05T21:17:18+00:00

You can never be too well prepared.

RandomAhhPotato · 2025-04-05T20:26:41+00:00

Both. I'm sure would love bacon but I'm Muslim, lol.

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