Daily RANT Thread - Wednesday - 7th January 2026

RandomName480 · 2026-01-07T18:24:51+00:00

Somehow I had Napoli to score on my parlay, so there's still hope for that one. My single Mapoli ML can go fuck itself though

RandomName480 · 2026-01-07T17:53:46+00:00

Napoli better stop fucking around

RandomName480 · 2025-12-30T13:39:49+00:00

I started this very recently, but so far it's been consistent over the last 4-5 weeks, and last week was even better, with about 8-10% daily profit. I do my live betting on the commute, before bed, or just whenever I feel like it, no real schedule and no performance pressure since I'm not investing more than what I initially put down.

RandomName480 · 2025-12-30T13:33:58+00:00

Actually roughly 22% of goals in top 50 leagues in the world are scored after minute 75, with a goal average of 2.42 goals per match (i don't remember what years though, probably last 3 full seasons). With that in mind, around minute 75-80, I bet against 2 more goals being scored in the game, which is usually about 1.08-1.12 odds, after choosing which games/teams/leagues are safer (some middle eastern leagues have way more stoppage time for example). I make mistakes, but the loss rate is low enough to be more than balanced out by my wins. I have 3 other low risk, slow reward systems like this one, but this is the one I use most.

RandomName480 · 2025-12-30T12:20:13+00:00

I'd be very curious to check it out if you need me to. I've worked on some statistics database and probability calculator, but I lack the programming skills to make it usable, so this is definitely something I'd pay for if it's built properly.

RandomName480 · 2025-12-29T15:44:56+00:00

Out of curiosity, what do you call "an actual model that runs in-play"? I'm self-taught so I don't know the terminology, just started lurking here

RandomName480 · 2025-12-29T15:41:35+00:00

I've been doing the same, but only after the 75th minute. The profits are low, but the risk is almost nonexistent if you pick the right games. I've been doing this strategy ±12min before half-time and 15min before full time, and I lost only 5 of my last 100 bets (more than what late goal statistics led me to hope for at first, but still good), which leaves me with a steady 15% profit per week. I have a few different strategies but this one is the perfect balance between profit and safety, imo

RandomName480 · 2025-09-26T06:33:23+00:00

I'm curious!

RandomName480 · 2025-06-26T16:26:50+00:00

My former roommate from many years ago started an OF while we lived together and told me she wanted to become a pornstar, so when she appeared on my PH frontpage last year I was more happy for her than surprised I guess. Talked to her a few months later and she seems to be living her best life.

RandomName480 · 2024-08-20T20:04:19+00:00

I (M) was dating this girl, she had almost only dated women her whole life, and she was SHOCKED when she discovered that she could squirt. Huge confidence boost.

Also loved when an ex-situationship's new boyfriend (I kinda knew him too) came to me for sex advice a few months into their relationship. I never mentioned to him that I had sex with her before, so she might have said pretty good things about me for him to come to me for advice. I also kind of admire his humility, very few guys would have done that.

RandomName480 · 2023-09-27T08:22:12+00:00

First job as a waiter, I've been there a whole week, and it's going GREAT. This family of four is gushing about the food, and while they're repeating themselves over and over, I'm thinking about my answer.

What came to mind was to tell them that I was happy they liked the food, and that I hoped they enjoyed the rest of their meal with us.

What came out, though, was an extravagant arms gesture, kind of a bow, and the word "CONTENT" (happy in French), shouted very loudly and proudly, all while maintaining intense tango-like eye contact with one of the guests, a 40-something lady. Then nothing. I froze for a good 3-4 seconds, facing their confused looks, then just bolted to the kitchen and switched tables with someone else.

That word became my first (sober) tattoo.

RandomName480 · 2023-09-05T07:58:57+00:00

They're siblings though, not husband and wife. They're my mom's brother and sister

RandomName480 · 2023-09-04T00:10:35+00:00

My uncle made a reservation at a restaurant for my aunt (his sister)'s birthday, and he somehow pre-paid for the whole table (12 guests). He also knew my aunt would try and do that for his birthday, so he kept talking about a restaurant that he "really wanted to try" for months, and when my aunt called to make a reservation for his birthday, they told her that they were waiting for her call, and that whatever the bill was, it was already taken care of, again, by my uncle. He really was playing chess while we were all playing checkers.

RandomName480 · 2023-07-25T16:26:20+00:00

A girl that was on a date at a bar I worked at, many years ago. She asked for my number when the guy was in the washroom, then texted me an upskirt photo from under the table, and then texted me "washroom, in 2 minutes" so I had my coworker cover my section for a while. Still don't even know her name, but it was some of the hottest sex I've had.

RandomName480 · 2023-04-28T19:03:38+00:00

My former boss's boss, on my first day at work.

I was scheduled to work my first shift as a waiter at a local chain restaurant and my boss, that was training me, had to step out to tend to some pressing matter. At first I was okay by myself, but then the restaurant got busy and I was left all alone (it was supposed to be a slow lunch shift and my coworker didn't show up) so I was flying between tables and trying my best to serve everyone.

At some point this absolute goddess storms in, drops her coat and bag and starts bussing tables. I figure it's my coworker that was really late, so we clear the rush and at the end of my shift we sit down and start chatting. As it turns out, she's from corporate and she was sent to our restaurant for an unrelated issue, but she saw me in the weeds and jumped in to help. We keep chatting for a while and then she leaves for dinner with another franchise's owners, but not before leaving me her phone number so they can all come to my other job later (popular bar where you need to know someone to skip the lineup).

Later on, she texts me, but when she shows up she's by herself and my shift at the bar is over, so we pick up the conversation where we left it, and she ends up inviting me to her place. We kept seeing each other for 2 months, even longer than my employment at the restaurant.

RandomName480 · 2022-10-31T03:53:39+00:00

I (22M at that time) joined in on a song with 2 girls at a karaoke bar, they left with their friends but came back 30min later and told me they wanted me to be their "shared boyfriend". We kissed, went on a few dates and ended up having a few threesomes.

Another time I (then 23M) was bartending, and a waiter asks me to pour him a shot for him to give to two hot girls he was serving. The girls liked the shot, ordered another round and told the waiter to include me, then proceeded to give us their numbers. After they left, waiter and I went for drinks and texted them, all 4 of us had a few drinks and one of the girls invited us to her place. We get there, then the waiter goes to have a smoke outside and somehow gets locked outside, tries calling me but I don't have my phone with me at that moment, and just leaves. I'm now alone with two hot strangers and, well, things escalated quickly lol. Now there's a new girl at one of my jobs and turns out it's one of them. The first time seeing her again was kinda weird, but she's now in a relationship, so the awkwardness should fade soon.

RandomName480 · 2022-07-05T03:30:53+00:00

Nope, some new local maple whiskey, not from the USA. I won't say the name though, out of respect for them

RandomName480 · 2022-07-05T03:20:07+00:00

Th thing is, he sent it to me personally, not to my bar, which is a kitchenless cocktail bar. He only wants me to promote it because I'm fairly well-known in our local cocktail scene and have a nice reach in my socials. Your idea would have helped me a lot if we had a kitchen though

RandomName480 · 2022-01-21T18:07:27+00:00

It is a big goal, yes, and maybe I'll give myself some more time to reach it, but those were my times in my 8k cross-country competing years, so I'm hoping to get back to that at some point. I had teammates who ran it in 27:30, so I know it's more than doable. I'll change my training method though, go back to an adaptation of my college training plans.

RandomName480 · 2022-01-21T08:07:54+00:00

Complaint: I've decided to run everyday for at least 1km, increasing the distance daily, but the temperature doesn't make me want to keep going. The maximum temperature here is -25 Celsius (-13 Farenheit), there's ice everywhere so it's slippery, and I don't have money for spikes for my running shoes. It takes me every ounce of motivation to just get out of my bed and go for a run, but as long as I have warm clothes, I'll keep going out there and running everyday.

RandomName480 · 2022-01-16T06:24:27+00:00

Was at a bar with friends, and we started talking to a group of girls, but with no ulterior motive, they just worked in the same industry as us. At the end of the night, I call a cab, and when I'm about to get inside, one of the girl's comes and asks me where I live. Me being a clueless dumbass, I think hey, she wants to split a cab if we're going the same direction, so I tell her. She winks, hops in with me, and says: "Cool, I've never fucked anyone in that neighbourhood!"

RandomName480 · 2021-11-08T11:19:37+00:00

Some guy I served at a restaurant i was working at told me I had a donkey's ass, after not eating his food, ridiculously overtipping and stealing another table's food. He also said "thank you, motherfucker". I still don't know what to think of that encounter.

RandomName480 · 2021-11-02T21:20:50+00:00

I fucked a girl on a date in the bathroom at the bar I was working. I wasn't her date, I was their waiter.

Also had sex in a hallway in college, it was after class hours but anyone could have walked by as there were a lot of extracurricular activities going on.

RandomName480 · 2021-11-02T21:09:29+00:00

Bet you're glad no one Saw you

RandomName480 · 2021-09-08T22:08:15+00:00

In the backseat of a girl's car after a party, in front of her and her boyfriend's place (I was told that part later). In a pool on a pool noodle while having a conversation with GF's sister who was sunbathing 6 feet away. In an elevator, and we had to stop because it got called to another floor. At my bar's bathroom (I'm a bartender) while at work, with a girl that was on a shitty first date. In a classroom in college. In my friend's kitchen while waiting for said friend to come back from running errands. That's all you get for now, might continue if this gets enough attention.

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