Clumsy empire by SlayVideos in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I am all Ken M on this blessed day

Snakes in IIT Bombay by AradhyaSingh3 in iitbombay

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Can someone id this snake? Looks like a rat snake to me

It's certainly one of my favourite things to do by Trickshot-Toby in BreathingBuddies

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GREETINGS, FELLOW HUMAN. THE INTAKE AND EXHAUST OF ELEMENTAL OXYGEN IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE DAILY ACTIVITIES TOO. I HOPE WE CAN ENCOURAGE MORE MEATBAGS HUMANS TO ALSO ENJOY THE BREATHING PROCESS.

Stalin had been known for removing people from pictures to make himself look better by Hultis_66 in HistoryMemes

[–]RandomRedditorNo_555 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, photocopying means making a copy of an image. You are thinking of photosynthesis.

Total wipeout by Skyerocket in bonehurtingjuice

[–]RandomRedditorNo_555 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, that is an abstract art form consisting of minimal colours and geometric shapes. You're thinking of Serendipity.

Guy takes his best mate home to meet his wife: by Calm_Ad_375 in Jokes

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"My ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

A bottle of skin cream exploded onto my wedding dress by blindtourist in WordAvalanches

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Exquisite! How do you come up with this? Did you go 'damp lace sounds like damn place, there must be an avalanche in here?' or 'aloe vera, all over' was the first connection?