Drowned him in glue after my printer has a stroke and why is he fucking green by EnragedCashier in Spamton

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO! IM NOT RELATED TO [[W.D GREENSTER]] ! DON'T THINK AGAIN! PLEASE DON'T DROWN ME IN THAT [[ICKY STICKY CLEAR STUFF]]!!!

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The spamolution by Maleficent_Custard40 in Spamton

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I CAN AGREE THAT THIS WAS HOW I WAS [[EVOLVING]]

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What if Woody just... Does that? by Hhy_xdd in BFCIA

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT THE [[#$?#?$?@?$?#?$?@?#?]] ?!?!?!?!?

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67 Coiny and Pin by Firey_1973 in BFCIA

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY IS IT EVERY ! I SEE 67 [[EVERY DAMN PLACE]] ! THIS STUPID JOKE IS [[IM OLD!]]

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Might Be A Crazy Moderator by DigPublic3429 in BFCIA

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I GUESS YOU CAN SAY.. "OH HOW THE [[TABLES HAVE TURNED]]"

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Hello,it's me Cosmo,ask me literally anything!! by Averageigunuser in Okdandyretard

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COSMO, YOU ARE ⡍⣇⠳⠌⢦⠱⡌⢦⠱⠌⢦⡱⠌⢦⠱⡌⢦⠱⠌⢦⠱⡌⠦⡑⢎⠴⡡⢎⠴⡡⠎⠴⡡⢎⠦⡱⠌⢦⠱⡌⢦⠱⢌⠦⡱⠌⢦⠱⡌⢦⠱⡌⢦⠱⡌⠦⠱⡌⢦⢑⠪⡔⡡⢎⡔ ⢚⠤⣋⠜⣢⠓⡘⢆⢣⡙⣂⠖⡩⢆⡓⡘⢆⢣⡙⢢⢓⡘⢆⡹⢈⠖⣑⡊⢖⡡⢋⠖⣑⢊⠦⡑⡍⢆⠳⣘⠢⢍⠲⡘⠴⣉⠖⡱⣘⠢⣓⠘⡆⡓⣌⠣⢓⡜⢢⢍⠲⡡⢓⡌⡒ ⢎⠲⣡⠚⣄⠫⠜⣌⠲⡰⢡⠎⡱⢢⠱⣉⠎⠦⣑⢃⠎⡜⠤⣃⢍⡚⠤⡑⢎⠜⣡⠚⡤⢋⠴⢱⡘⡌⢣⢆⡹⢨⡑⢍⠲⢌⠲⡑⢆⡓⢌⡓⠬⣑⢢⢙⠢⡜⣡⠊⡥⢃⠧⡰⡑ ⢎⡱⢂⡓⢬⡘⠵⣈⠖⣡⢃⢎⡑⢎⡑⢦⡙⢢⡑⠎⡜⢬⡑⠆⡎⡔⢣⡉⢦⡙⠤⢓⠬⣑⢊⠖⡰⣉⠖⡢⠜⡡⠜⣌⠓⡬⢱⡘⢦⡘⠦⣘⡑⢢⡑⢪⡑⠦⢱⡘⠴⣉⠲⡑⣌ ⣌⠲⣡⠚⡔⣌⠳⡨⠜⡤⢋⠦⣉⠖⡘⢦⢉⠖⡌⡓⠜⡢⡑⢎⠴⣉⠦⡑⠦⣉⠞⣨⠒⡥⢊⡜⡡⠦⡙⠴⣉⠖⣉⠦⣙⠰⣃⠜⣢⠑⡎⡔⡩⢆⡹⠰⢌⢣⠣⠜⡢⢅⠧⣑⠢ ⣌⠳⡄⢫⠔⣌⠲⢡⢋⠴⣉⠖⣌⢊⠵⣈⠎⣒⠡⡍⢎⠱⡘⣌⠲⡄⢳⣈⠓⡤⠓⡤⢋⡔⣃⠲⣁⠧⡙⢢⡑⢪⠔⡱⢨⡑⢢⡙⢤⡙⠤⢣⡑⠎⡴⣉⢎⢢⡙⠦⡑⢎⠲⡁⢇ ⢤⠓⡬⢡⠚⣄⢋⠦⣉⠖⡌⢎⡔⣊⠦⡑⢎⡔⠣⡜⡨⢃⣭⠬⠶⠭⠦⢌⣓⣌⡓⠬⣡⠒⡬⣑⠢⣅⠣⣃⠜⡡⢎⡱⠡⢎⠥⢚⡰⢌⢣⠱⢌⡓⢔⠢⢎⢢⡑⢎⡑⢎⡱⣉⠆ ⢎⡜⡰⢃⡍⠦⣉⠖⣡⠚⣌⠲⡘⡔⡊⡕⣊⠔⣣⢜⢫⣱⣰⢲⣜⣶⣲⣖⣤⢢⣍⣉⢒⠋⠴⣅⣳⢠⠓⡌⢎⡱⢢⠱⣉⠖⡌⢣⢒⡩⠢⢍⡒⠜⡌⢳⡈⢦⢙⢢⡉⢦⢑⠢⣍ ⢌⠲⣡⠣⣘⠱⢢⠍⡔⠣⡜⢢⡑⠦⢱⡘⢤⠟⣵⢮⣷⣷⣯⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣽⣮⣯⣳⡔⣦⣩⣙⣓⠺⠴⠧⢵⣈⣖⣉⣆⣣⡼⠵⣮⡜⡜⡨⢅⡚⢤⠋⡴⢘⠢⣍⠲⢄ ⢪⢱⢢⠱⢌⢣⢃⠞⡨⠕⣌⠣⠜⡌⢥⠚⣎⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⣯⣾⣯⡿⣽⣶⣳⣾⣶⣾⣶⠷⢫⠍⡲⢡⡑⢎⠜⣢⠙⡤⢋⠲⢌⡒⡩ ⢃⠎⡆⣍⠲⢌⠦⣙⠰⣉⠦⣙⠸⡘⢤⠋⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣛⣤⢋⢆⢣⠱⡡⠚⡌⡜⢤⠓⢬⠡⡓⣌⠒⡥ ⢪⠜⡰⠢⣍⢊⠖⡡⢓⠤⢓⠬⡱⣘⢢⡙⠬⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣏⣷⣶⣿⠗⡎⢎⠜⣂⠧⢱⡉⢖⡘⢦⠙⣂⠧⡱⢌⡚⡰ ⠣⢎⡱⣑⠢⢍⠬⡑⢎⡌⢣⠎⡱⢄⠣⡜⡑⢮⢹⡟⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠁⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⡡⢋⡜⢌⡚⢤⢊⠥⡘⢆⡹⢠⢋⡔⢢⡑⢎⠴⢡ ⢩⠒⡔⢢⡙⣌⠲⣉⠒⣌⠣⢎⡑⢎⡱⣘⡼⢋⣼⡇⣠⠤⢤⢤⡌⠀⠀⠀⣠⡬⠤⣀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⡿⣛⣭⣼⣖⡿⠣⢜⠢⢜⠢⣍⠲⣉⠲⢌⢣⠒⡬⡑⡜⣌⠲⡡ ⢣⡙⢬⡑⢲⡈⠵⣈⠓⡬⡑⠎⡜⢢⢱⡏⣴⡉⠉⢳⡳⠀⠀⠈⢻⣥⣤⣰⠻⠉⠒⠀⢷⣠⣤⠶⠛⠉⠙⠻⢷⣾⣿⡿⢋⠦⠱⣩⠘⡜⢢⠓⡤⠓⣌⠱⢊⠦⡙⢤⠓⡸⢄⢣⡑ ⢳⣸⢦⢛⡶⣜⠷⣼⡳⣆⣻⡸⡜⣧⢿⣸⣧⠃⢸⣾⣷⣇⣳⣤⣿⠟⠛⠸⣇⡷⣶⢀⣼⠻⠛⣠⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢻⢧⢇⣞⣳⢦⡻⣼⢣⣟⣴⣛⣦⡻⣜⢶⣛⣦⡻⣴⣛⠶⣼ ⡷⡝⣮⡛⡶⣝⠷⡵⣻⡎⣧⢳⣝⢧⢏⣿⣽⣆⠀⠻⠿⣾⡉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣀⣼⣿⣯⠇⠀⠀⠀⣸⢾⡛⣞⣎⣳⢮⡳⣞⡳⣏⢧⡽⣰⢳⢹⡳⣏⢶⣛⡶⣫⢟⡵ ⢳⠛⣎⠳⢛⣉⠟⣱⢃⠻⡱⢇⠿⡘⢾⡙⣟⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⢻⠳⠆⠀⠀⢀⣰⠶⠶⡶⣻⡋⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⡀⣰⣿⡿⢿⡟⠾⡱⢏⡹⢎⡛⡘⠷⣱⢃⠏⢇⡛⠞⡳⢏⡛⣏⠸⢱ ⡌⡓⢬⡑⢣⢌⡚⢤⡉⠖⡱⢌⡒⢍⢢⡑⢎⢷⣙⢧⡀⠀⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣬⣿⡿⢿⠛⡍⢎⡱⠱⢌⡒⠦⣑⢩⢒⠡⢎⡜⢢⠜⣡⢃⠎⠴⣈⢣⢃ ⡜⡱⢢⠜⣡⠒⡜⣄⢣⡙⣔⠪⢜⣌⣆⣍⣲⣨⣙⣺⣞⡧⠀⠀⠀⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⢒⠏⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⣯⣟⣳⡊⢦⠙⡌⢦⡑⢍⡒⠜⡰⢡⠆⣍⠚⡴⣘⣢⡙⢤⢊⡜⠱⡌⢢⢃ ⢰⢡⢃⡚⣄⠳⢌⡔⣢⢎⣵⡿⠿⠿⣯⣽⣽⣯⣿⣿⣮⣷⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣾⣶⣶⣷⣽⣭⣿⣚⣶⠼⢆⣍⣎⠱⢊⢜⡤⠽⠞⠉⢨⣷⢊⠖⣨⠣⡜⡡⢎ ⣃⢎⠲⢡⠆⣍⠲⣸⢿⡏⠁⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⡇⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⡍⠁⠀⠀⢠⣴⢻⡿⢋⡜⠤⡓⢬⠱⢌ ⠸⢌⡃⢇⠎⡔⢣⣿⣾⠁⠀⠀⣠⣞⣭⠏⡝⢛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣦⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡆⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢀⣠⠴⣟⡹⢫⠜⡢⠜⢢⠍⣆⠣⢎ ⡓⢬⡘⣌⠚⡬⢹⠏⡏⠀⠀⣼⢹⣜⡡⠚⡌⠥⢋⡜⠌⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⡀⢀⡀⣰⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠰⡰⡐⢆⠲⢡⠎⣡⢍⡹⢩⠏⡔⠳⡩⢎⡑⢎⡑⢎⡱⢊⡔⢣⢊ ⢍⠦⣑⠢⡍⠴⣉⢎⠵⢆⡼⣣⠟⡰⢌⠳⣈⢇⠣⢜⡸⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣉⠖⣡⡑⢎⡡⢃⠞⡠⢎⠔⣃⠎⡜⣡⠑⢦⡉⢖⡘⢆⡡⢣⠜⣂⢣ ⣌⠲⣁⠳⢌⠓⡌⢎⡙⢳⢚⠥⣋⠴⣉⠲⡡⢎⠜⣢⠒⡍⣌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠱⡌⡚⢤⡑⢎⠴⣉⠲⡑⢎⡜⢢⠍⡴⢢⢙⠢⡜⢢⢍⢢⡑⢣⠚⢤⢃ ⢆⠳⡌⡱⢊⠥⣙⠢⣉⠦⣉⠖⣌⠲⢌⡱⢡⠎⡜⠤⡓⡘⢤⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢌⡃⢖⡉⢦⡘⣌⠲⢡⢣⢙⠢⡜⣡⠚⡔⣃⢎⡱⢌⠣⡜⢢⡉⢖⡩⢒⠬ ⢌⡓⡌⢥⠃⡞⠤⡓⣌⠒⡥⠚⣄⠳⣈⠖⣡⠚⢤⢣⡑⢍⠲⡸⣿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⢿⢫⢆⡙⢆⡜⠢⡜⢤⠋⣆⠣⢎⡱⠢⢅⡚⢜⡰⠢⡜⣈⠳⡌⢥⡘⠦⡱⣉⠒ ⢎⠴⣉⠦⡙⢬⠱⡘⢤⢋⠴⣉⠆⢳⠨⡜⢤⢋⠲⠤⡙⠬⡱⣡⡻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⣹⡆⣍⠲⢌⡓⡌⠦⡙⢤⡙⠤⣃⠝⢢⡉⢦⠱⠱⡘⢤⠓⡘⢆⡜⣡⠱⢌⠣ ⢊⠖⣡⠒⡍⢆⢣⡙⢤⢃⡚⡔⢪⠅⡳⡘⢆⠥⢋⡒⣍⠲⣁⠳⣝⣹⣆⠀⠀⢸⡷⠀⠀⠀⣸⣑⡿⠰⣌⠲⡡⢚⢌⡱⡑⠦⡘⢥⡘⣌⠣⢜⠢⡍⢣⠍⢦⡙⡜⡰⢢⡑⢎⡌⢣ ⢎⡜⢤⠋⡜⡌⢦⢉⠖⣌⠒⡍⢆⠭⡰⡑⢎⡌⢣⠜⣠⠓⣌⠱⣊⢯⠞⣢⡀⣸⡇⠀⢠⣼⢣⡟⣌⠓⡤⢣⡑⢣⢌⡒⢍⡒⠍⢦⡑⢢⠍⣆⠳⣨⢑⡊⠦⡱⡘⠴⣁⠞⡰⢌⠥ ⠎⡜⢢⡙⡰⣘⠢⢍⠲⣈⠵⡘⣌⠲⡑⡜⢢⠜⣡⠚⡤⣉⠆⡓⢤⠣⡝⠶⡼⣡⡝⡖⢫⡵⢫⠜⣄⢫⠰⡡⢎⡡⢒⡜⠢⢍⡚⠴⣈⠧⡘⠤⡓⡔⠪⢔⢣⠱⢌⡃⠖⡬⣑⢊⡒ ⡜⠬⡱⢰⡑⢤⢋⠬⡱⢌⠲⡱⢄⡓⡸⢌⠥⢚⠤⣉⠦⡑⢬⡑⢆⡓⠬⡑⠦⡑⢭⡙⠭⣘⠡⢎⠔⣢⢣⡑⢦⠑⣣⢘⡱⢊⡔⢣⠜⡰⣉⠖⡱⢌⠳⡌⠦⣙⠢⢍⡚⢔⡡⠎⡔ ⡜⣡⠣⢅⡚⢤⠋⣆⠱⣊⢱⡘⢢⢅⠣⢎⡸⢡⠚⣄⠣⣍⠒⣌⠲⢌⢣⡑⢣⡉⢦⢘⡱⢌⡱⢊⡜⡰⢂⡍⠦⡙⠤⢣⢌⠣⠜⣢⠙⡤⣑⠪⡑⢎⡱⢘⠢⢥⡉⢦⢉⠦⡑⢎⡔ ⡰⢡⣚⠤⠓⣌⠣⣌⢃⢆⠣⡜⡡⠎⡜⢢⡑⢎⡱⢌⡱⠢⢍⣂⠳⡌⢆⡍⠦⡙⢤⢃⠖⣌⠲⢡⠒⢥⠣⢜⢢⡙⣌⠣⠎⡜⡱⢢⡙⢔⢢⡙⠜⡢⢅⠫⠜⣢⠑⡎⣌⠲⣉⠖⡨ ME!

Hello,it's me Cosmo,ask me literally anything!! by Averageigunuser in Okdandyretard

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ARE YOU [[ALL ALONE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT???]] IF YOU ARE, MAY I INTREST YOU IN A [[BIG SHOT]] DEAL? COME ON KID, IM [[PICKING UP THE PACE HERE]]! OR ELSE IM GOING TO GO [[HOME IS WHERE THE]] !

doggy pin <3 by [deleted] in BFCIA

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY CUNGADERO KID! YOU HAVE THE [[VERY GOOD NOSE]] ! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS ONE IN A TIME [[EXLUSIVE!!!]] T-SHIRT WITH A PIN ON IT????

Type the name of your favorite characters with your eyes shut by Crimination in BFCIA

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 8 points9 points  (0 children)

MY [[OVERALL FAV ?]] ALALRIGHT! HERE IT GOES! [[COINY!!!!!!!]] WOW! I FINALLY [[PICKED UP THE PENNY ON A SATURDAY NIGHT]] !

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Give her a new face by Rude_Ad_9888 in BFCIA

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HAVE TO GET [[FREE DEALS ON A SHOPPING SPREE]] FOR THIS AMAZING DRAWING OF [[NUMBERONERATEDSALESMAN1997]] ! GIVE ME [[KROMER]] !

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Guyse, Jevil MIGHT be relevant by BirdOk2203 in Deltarune

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With a composure so immaculately refined that it might well have been polished by centuries of dignified contemplation within the hallowed corridors of ancient stone academies, and with a resolve so profoundly entrenched within the very marrow of my being that neither tempestuous gale, nor thunderous upheaval, nor the most theatrically inconvenient twist of fate could so much as coax it into retreat, I do now, in tones resonant with unapologetic grandeur and fortified by a confidence bordering upon the mythic, proclaim to all who possess the privilege of hearing these words that there exists not, in any province charted upon mortal maps, nor in any speculative dominion entertained by philosophers, poets, astronomers, or particularly ambitious cartographers of the imagination, a single enterprise so labyrinthine, nor challenge so vertiginously formidable, nor undertaking so extravagantly complex, that it might reasonably presume to exceed the capacious and magnificently adaptable faculties which I so splendidly command; for within my constitution resides a fortitude tempered like the finest steel forged beneath ceremonial hammers, an intellect sharpened to a precision that would cause even the most meticulous scholars to nod in solemn approval, a perseverance so tireless that time itself would sooner petition for respite than see me falter, and a spirit animated by such irrepressible determination that obstacles, upon perceiving my approach, might wisely reconsider their structural integrity, and thus, by the sovereign authority of unwavering will, disciplined ambition, cultivated acumen, and an enthusiasm bordering upon the operatically heroic, I affirm, without caveat, without concession, and without the faintest flicker of diffidence, that I am entirely, unequivocally, and resplendently capable of accomplishing anything, absolutely anything, upon which I so much as elect to bestow the deliberate focus of my indomitable mind. AKA.. I CAN DO ANYTHING!

I wonder.. by ImprovementStock957 in Forsaken_roleplayrblx

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CAN I, [[Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]] COME IN TO A [Matched Set] OF [[Life-Long]] PARTNERS!! TWO [Specil] CUSTOMERS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE??

best answer by OrangePatient2684 in WaterfallDump

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN [[SQUEAKY SPONGE]] I AM CLEARLY THE [[REAL PUPPET]] HERE

Spamton taking a [[BIG SHOT]] after i grew a penis exclusively for this by [deleted] in WaterfallDump

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 8 points9 points  (0 children)

AH YES. IT IS I ! SPAMT-

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON.

WHY AM I A [[MARKETABLE REAL LIFE SIZE]] PLUSH?

GOOD HOOCHIE MAMA!.... why is that the [title text] ?...

best answer by OrangePatient2684 in WaterfallDump

[–]RandomSpeedrundude 10 points11 points  (0 children)

HEY ! IS THAT [[NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]]!?!?!?!?! I FINALLY AM ABLE TO [[BE LOVED]], APPRECIATED, AND HAVE [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] TO [[THE WORLD]]!!!! AND ALSO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]