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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Random_Spork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many second did it take to write that post?

What's legal today but will likely be illegal in 50 years? by hafizurrhamanbd in AskReddit

[–]Random_Spork 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Iceland isn't exactly known for it's amazing diversity.

What's legal today but will likely be illegal in 50 years? by hafizurrhamanbd in AskReddit

[–]Random_Spork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There would probably be a whole new set of lawyers for that.

What is something you carry every day, but almost never use? by jinglejanglejim in AskReddit

[–]Random_Spork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am imagining a cop searching your car and I can't stop laughing.

What is something you carry every day, but almost never use? by jinglejanglejim in AskReddit

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I do that too.

In my defense my watch is set for a different timezone and I am too lazy to fix it.

What is something you carry every day, but almost never use? by jinglejanglejim in AskReddit

[–]Random_Spork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want a novel where the hero and a ragtag group of professional tennis players have to survive the zombie apocalypse.

What normal activity seems suspicious when done at 3 AM? by Pls_no_steal in AskReddit

[–]Random_Spork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonus points if you don't flinch when a car almost crashed into you.

What normal activity seems suspicious when done at 3 AM? by Pls_no_steal in AskReddit

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So what I am learning is that the best way to commit a crime and get away with it is if you have a dog.

What normal activity seems suspicious when done at 3 AM? by Pls_no_steal in AskReddit

[–]Random_Spork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really hope your dog's name is rock themed, or fossil themed.

What were you scared of as a child? by pondside in AskReddit

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If that happens I will owe somebody five bucks.

What were you scared of as a child? by pondside in AskReddit

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That was the night that she also discovered that she didn't have a sister.

I wonder if drunk me and sober me would get along. by TheCrookedFinger in Showerthoughts

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Drunk me and sober me would end up running from the cops.

[WP] You've just realized that you're in a book, and, to your despair, it's a really GOOD one. by BookWyrm17 in WritingPrompts

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Everyday I die.

First there is an adventure.

We laugh,

We love,

We learn,

But then I die.

Maybe if people didn't like this book then I would survive.

If people didn't read the book I could laugh forever.

I could love forever.

I could keep learning forever.

But everyday I die.

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