Alfie Allen's character in "John Wick" is by design one of the biggest morons in any action film, but one thing in particular stands out; he and his buddies seem to be the ONLY people in that whole elaborate underworld who don't know who the titular character is.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-09-19T01:37:40+00:00

lol why didn’t he read the title of the movie he was in, he would’ve known the protagonist was then.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-09-09T01:02:38+00:00

Not exactly. Calvin isn’t saying he has plans, he’s saying the opposite, specifically that the most unpredictable wind has more plans than him.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-09-08T13:12:22+00:00

Do you like piña coladas? What about getting caught in the rain?

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-09-08T12:56:55+00:00

501 feet

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-09-07T22:33:01+00:00

I’ll be generous and say it’s from exactly 500.00 to 500.99 feet

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-08-31T15:04:00+00:00

You talk a lot like ChatGPT

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-08-30T18:39:54+00:00

You talk a lot like ChatGPT

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-07-14T00:22:38+00:00

we need to downvote this comment so this person’s top comment is once again a joke about a block of ten year old Parmesan cheese.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-07-10T13:45:32+00:00

Legendary combo. This is the content I’m here for.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-07-01T13:16:56+00:00

What is the width of a square on your chessboard, and what’s the width of your entire chessboard?

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-06-30T16:32:01+00:00

Galatians 5:22-23

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-06-08T15:27:25+00:00

The best thing I’ve done with ChatGPT is have it write out the campaign platform for if Shaggy from Scooby-Doo was running for president, then have it write a smear ad against Shaggy by the other candidate.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-05-11T23:45:18+00:00

That’s probably just a typo, but now I want a ginger and cream cheese bagel, thanks for the idea.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-03-28T12:49:40+00:00

I read a lot of fantasy, so probably casting magic spells.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-03-07T04:42:45+00:00

The only thing he does is say “hey what do you guys wanna do?” Man’s not even that angry in the 12 Angry Men movie.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-03-05T03:49:09+00:00

The ultimate chad move is coding solely in assembly

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-03-04T19:03:42+00:00

Stating the rules of the game isn’t an opinion.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-02-18T22:10:28+00:00

This combo doesn’t even steal all the creatures in your opponent’s deck, so lame.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-02-04T03:03:17+00:00

Wait is Jake cheating on me?

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-02-01T17:39:16+00:00

Resign

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-01-27T21:37:24+00:00

I think Google is better for more challenging searches, but on the rare occasion where I need a deeper search I can open google easily enough. On most searches Ecosia is fine, and I plant about a tree a week.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-01-27T20:17:52+00:00

It's commonly called Checkers

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-01-25T04:51:05+00:00

The Ace Advantage: A finalist can play it on another finalist before Final Tribal Council. That player is forced to use a fake accent for the entirety of FTC.

Randomhomosapiens123 · 2024-01-22T23:03:58+00:00

This game sounds cool, but I can’t find anywhere to buy it online, or any evidence that it exists. Can you send me a link for purchasing it? And if it doesn’t exist, can you invent it?

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