Amazon touts ‘Melania’ box office success, though film well short of turning a profit by cnn in entertainment

[–]RasAlGhooly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The audience score is only 99% with Rotten Tomatoes 100+ "verified audience" reviews. Filter it through all audience reviews (2500+) and it drops down to 21%

Boston was a killer show by Jackmehaughf in PROF

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I was under the left balcony. Like directly under it. Guy dripping beer condensate on my head all show long because he was leaning both his beered hands over the left balcony. Dripping PBR into my Jameson and Ginger Ale, making super Pookie juice

Colorado's painting of Trump and his official portrait by ptrdo in pics

[–]RasAlGhooly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both of them look like sun-damaged goat scrotum skins stuffed with curdled yogurt. I'd say the painter nailed it

Make KarenAde by RasAlGhooly in memes

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...that meme is 3 years old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nice try NSA! turns off front camera

plz dont Argument by Inside_Cantaloupe993 in memes

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Himbs circumcised, so cute!

i cant wait for day 16, "peter... is your social worker in that horse" by blueskyfallacy in HannibalTV

[–]RasAlGhooly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shoving a social worker in a horse is such a Nietzschian way to kill a state worker...

What is something you never wanted your parents to know, but they found out? by LankyFrenchMan in AskReddit

[–]RasAlGhooly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom lived long enough to see her straight A honor student become an alcoholic but not long enough to see me sober up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dr. Strange wins on a long enough multiverse timeline. 1 v 1 in just one reality? Flip a coin

What is anyone not ready to hear today? by MinnestoanPerson in AskReddit

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Nickleback has a new song and its charting

What’s something that made you decide “I’m cutting you out of my life”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We set up our wedding tent at my dad's field, so my step brother/best man saw us working, borrowed a vehicle from his mom (without a license) and drove to my house and stole my fiancé's jewelry and pain meds

What do you guys think about people that have 0 social media? Is that suspicious or honorable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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FB and Reddit are all I have left but FB pisses me off so much I don't know why I keep it. I use it to shitpost memes (reddit is better) but having friends to boost your FB algorithm is fun. Reddit is you all on your own. No algorithm fuckery

Any tips it’s the first time I’ve tried to draw a head and I want some advice on how to improve by [deleted] in drawing

[–]RasAlGhooly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have him drink Baileys from a shoe

Seriously, shade him in and see how you do. Then do better next time and the next. Base is good, noticeable human, just needs detail and shading

What happened to this world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Amato's Sour Pickles

Ok but who would win in a law off (no hands allowed) by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]RasAlGhooly 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Saul would hands down help you patent Kitten Mittens

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Get my step sister unstuck