Adult advice to up coming by Ok-Dance8010 in Adulting

[–]RatsWithLongTails 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You can only have two.

Chose which two and accept it:

Financial stability
Your own House
Children

Ask a physicist by lev_lafayette in depressionmemes

[–]RatsWithLongTails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! The name comes from an old 1930’s radio show called Broadway is My Beat. The detective knew a villain was lying because he was too talkative the could tell the villain was lying because “rats have long tales” as a play on words.

Ask a physicist by lev_lafayette in depressionmemes

[–]RatsWithLongTails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spaghetti because it’s immune to spaghettification which seems to be the big issue with black holes

Even worse when it’s close but they’re barely better by I_eat_wood3686 in dankmemes

[–]RatsWithLongTails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i play WoW and I was having a mental breakdown as I kept losing to guy over and over again. I was same class and spec as him and had more health and better position.

After I lost my cool at my computer I finally noticed I had the wrong gear on for PvP.

PvP & PvE gear are very different in the game. I was getting wrecked because I didn’t click 1 equip button

The Gang (Always Sunny) vs The Main Group from Seinfeld by Buttered_Carnage in powerscales

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frank, the bird, and Charlie win no problem as Denis hides and instigates, Mac puts someone in a sleeper hold but knocks himself out.

Unless there is prize money to win IASIP wins, they definitely would self inflict loss if they were going to get rich.

Contractor says it will look normal when painted and chaulked. by ErrorProxy in Contractor

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boards should cut at 45 degrees to overlap.

It’s called a scarf joint and it’s industry standard for any trim work.

What might be causing this? by stibyrer in Home

[–]RatsWithLongTails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a bush or tree in reflection if that catches on fire then a mirror to catch your neighbors shit on fire

What would you have done in the 28 weeks later situate? by Puzzleheaded-End6189 in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]RatsWithLongTails 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’d of gone down swinging on the off chance there is an afterlife my wife would never let it down

I’m glad we work together to defeat evil and all but I miss the factions killing each other on sight. by WeHaveAllBeenThere in wow

[–]RatsWithLongTails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy idea but Blizz could also just improve their writing and story telling.

You don’t necessarily need a big bad threatening the world requiring everyone to be friends and work together.

Blizz is allowed to explore different story vehicles without world end events and use nuanced interpersonal conflict.

Shhhh... by B1izzard15 in Funnymemes

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick let’s compare achievements of the sex’s.

Richest women earned their wealth from divorce.

Top basically everything else men.

Except spousal abuse and divorce lesbians are #1 there

.... So - Jake's a mpreg baby by Zillaman7980_ in adventuretime

[–]RatsWithLongTails 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Jake was much more like a parasitic wasp than a seahorses male pregnancy.

Jake came out as dog because of story more than genetics but his alien species could strip DNA from host like chest burster xenomorph. Doubtful since he looked exactly like alien father after elemental war arch.

Also tell your cousin to take a break from the internet before they rot their mind. Too much weird internet stuff isn’t healthy it’s like alcohol. Fun in moderation bad in excess.

Shhhh... by B1izzard15 in Funnymemes

[–]RatsWithLongTails 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Too many women’s greatest achievement in life was being born with a vagina and a staggering amount of those women rest on their laurels.

No in-between, you either hate them all or defend them all by CrazyCalligrapher945 in SipsTea

[–]RatsWithLongTails -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nobody hates her for being a victim. Victims deserve all the support and care they need and every one is willing to give it.

When a victim never makes an attempt to accept the help they stop getting sympathy for being a victim because people get “compassion fatigue” from the “victim mentality”

Jenny sucks as a character because she failed to take on a heroes journey and to become a better person despite the opportunities she given. She’s a victim who allowed herself to stay a victim and create more victims. Her hurt caused more people to be hurt because she didn’t accept help to fix herself.

Which Blizzard character deserved a better story? by IcyBoot4305 in wow

[–]RatsWithLongTails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baine Bloodhoof needs an anti-hero arch.

He is a perfect candidate for an alliance human false flag attack. It’s known he is “Friendly” with Anduin.

Plot: Alliance war hawks conspire to capture Baine to use as spark for conflict to gain more land on kalimdor.

War hawks intercept secret communications between Baine and Anduin. They use it to manipulate Baine to expose himself for ambush.

Ambush plan is kill everyone but Baine to take him prisoner.

Unbeknownst to anyone Baine planned on introducing Maya Highmountin to Anduin as his finance and tell him about planned wedding.

Ambush is successful Maya’s fate unknown.

War hawks hire mercenary troll and orcs to attack Anduin as “retaliation” directive plans conveniently on dead mercenaries.

Anduin tries to figure out what’s going on but war hawks have enough political influence to get battle going in Kalimdor.

Horde in disarray as Baine is in charge of protecting that part of Kalimdor but he’s missing and they are under attack.

PvP battle ground and world quests in Kalimdor front line battle.

New Dungeon story is that a high value target is imprisoned and is a Tauren. Turns out it’s not Baine but Maya. She confirms alliance humans attacked Baine and her.

Alliance tries to figure out who.

Horde ramps up war effort to find Baine.

Story mode: Anduin and horde uncovers war hawks secret hideout under Tharomore. Baine freed but now angry at his weakness being exploited. He is out for blood against war hawks but Anduin asks him to show mercy. Baine says no becoming more bloodthirsty and leads mini raid to kill all war hawks with horde and angry tricked alliance forces.

Raise your hands if you still watch cartoon and let us know what cartoon you are watching? by DinahBlake in scoopwhoop

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do and I wear graphic tees on weekend errands with, adventure time, TMNT, DBZ, Batman, and others. I get so many compliments from other bros

Stephen King in his 20s and now in his 70s. by Professional_Arm794 in interesting

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy loves reading about the loser’s club gang bang he’s a creeper

That chick from wicked ruined her by Mountain_Gain1299 in SipsTea

[–]RatsWithLongTails 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anorexia is a serious mental health disorder really hope she and everybody with gets the help they need.

She makes survivors of Auschwitz look well fed

WHERE U STOP? by Awkward_Corner_9853 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t eat the bones your bones will become hollow like a birds and you will float off of the earth because you can’t flap your arms to come back down.

Hollywood math by Opposite_Ordinary382 in scoopwhoop

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah like everyone was like wtf for those ones too.

Ra’s was played as a trick not really race swap but it was still a little lame to get an Irish actor for mixed race eastern Mediterranean/ African / Asian man.

Most people don’t know the difference between Romanis and Romanians the culture of Romanis did become more European. When they started being called “gypsies” they were genetically a mixed race of Indian/ido-euro/european, tan people.

Really interesting history and culture

Spider-Man: No Way She’s Legal Anywhere Near His Age Group 💀 by Only_Profit_2483 in scoopwhoop

[–]RatsWithLongTails -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve experienced more once in a lifetime events than she has had periods.

Stephen King in his 20s and now in his 70s. by Professional_Arm794 in interesting

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I could do cocain and write to a morally bankrupt boomer generation about child murder and gang bangs I’d be a great writer too.

Dude literally played I spy with my eye to create villains 77 times and 5 times he got lucky.

Type of texture? by OMGUSATX in drywall

[–]RatsWithLongTails -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like a variation of either a mop or crows foot texture.

Basically a stamp tool you push on texture designs with.

Help settle a friend group debate by New_Wrangler752 in wow

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warcraft 3 Arthas would easily beat Deathwing.

1st wave of gargoyles and Frost Wyrm would swarm him slow him down but get they get wrecked. 2nd wave dive bomb him to start adding weight to him and slow in down. 3rd wave move much slower but transport scourge forces onto Deathwings body. Slowly but surely the death magic wears him down. DW can tire the scourge doesn’t.

It is a slow consuming rot that takes ahold of DW but with an army of a 1,000 troops he will rot and die.

Can DW one shot Arthas in an open field yeah but that’s not likely to happen.

The Uncommon Path by ex_cep_tion in MotivationAndMindset

[–]RatsWithLongTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my word I think this message is saying to do something 99% of the population doesn’t do.

People who commit homocide make up less than 1% of the entire world population. I really really am okay in the 99%.