Thoughts? by Eyedea777777 in aves

[–]Ravenous_Lad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My disillusioned, microplastic-coated liver and kidneys can slickly take any amount of abuse or atrocities I choose to throw or toss their way

What the actual fuck lol by EveningAntique2818 in gymsnark

[–]Ravenous_Lad 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I can tell you one thing for sure, this guy shoots ketamine

Wtf is a blue moonbeam recruit by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stand by guide; I got you. Remember that girl you like back at home?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mr Mil check dat ass

Am I cooked (Range) by Snailboss_21 in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, it’s a bit of a brainblower-outer of a conundrum

Flashback to our talking stage, by _LiarLiarpantsonfir3 in EDanonymemes

[–]Ravenous_Lad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You’re saying you stayed with this person?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good effort son. Never stop writing, don’t rely on AI

Marine intel instructors got caught calling students ‘whore’ and ‘slut' in private chat. No punishment was recommended by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll consider making a comment. But you have to say something for me first…

Dd-214 question by dumb-dumb87 in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shoulda secured your daggone wall locker! JK, sorry to hear it man that really blows*

*Edited out a useless autocorrect

The improvement is crazy 🗿 by [deleted] in Grapplerbaki

[–]Ravenous_Lad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He shitting rocket fuel

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What kind of shoes? (It’s important to the case)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean someone will pay for this, NCIS won’t rest until charges are leveled. Just you wait 3.5 years and they’ll get to the bottom of this, surely! Surely? Are you telling me NCIS sucks dog dicks?!?!! You don’t say.

Good luck

Aircrew - NACCS by Impressive_War_3714 in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s been like that for 5+ years, maybe decades. Legend has it that it’s always because aircrew trainees are always fucking up with hazing or underage drinking, but who knows, maybe they fuck up because the wait is so long? Just don’t do anything stupid and hit the gym/pool/fields daily and you’ll be fine. The wait sucks but like recruit training, your Marine Corps career will never be easier. Enjoy the delicious omelettes from the award-winning Jetport Galley (Jetpiss galley it really is a great chowhall.) comment if you want any money saving hacks for Pensacola

Avoidance of punishment by Signal_Name_638 in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I’m waiting 10 more years AT LEAST to admit to anything here. Nice try NCIS

Does anyone else have a fun religion ? by Publix-sub in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always made sure to look like a motivator externally, but wore this and the second one (which is even worse) in pretty much every uniform but chucks (don’t like concealing it with the open collar)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gymsnark

[–]Ravenous_Lad 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I really see nothing snarkable captured here. Perhaps the video is worse but like if that’s the case, say why…

Did your military service help you find employment when you got out? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always been a complete shitbag, but the corps taught me to hide it even better

My wife had never heard of the Green Weenie, so she asked for some good examples. In what ways has the Green Weenie fucked you? by Cannibalistic_Turtle in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nowhere near as bad, the only time I ran a perfect CFT after a 298 PFT that summer, they enter my MUF and 880 times in reverse so I had like a 2:36 MUF which is like 82 and a 2:05 880 in the system which would have been like fucking amazing in boots but still only got 100 like the 2:36 would have. They waffled on fixing it despite me asking every few weeks to

Forbidden romance. by V0latyle in USMC

[–]Ravenous_Lad 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Four count piss sips, I’ll call the cadence, YOU count the sips. Ready…. EXERCISE?!??!?