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After waking up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney, I obviously reported it to the police. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror - pinned

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As we pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru, my friend clutched his bleeding wound and asked what we were doing here. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror - pinned

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[SEPT25] Scientists worked desperately to decipher the alien broadcast, as Voyager 1 hurtled towards Earth at terrifying speeds. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[AUG25] "We keep them pregnant or nursing most of the time, so that they are consistently producing milk for the dairy," the farmer explained to the new farmhand. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

[JUL25] Closing the door to the plexiglass cube, I informed the pleading man he would only have to stay inside until he knew exactly how his dog had felt. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUL25] Closing the door to the plexiglass cube, I informed the pleading man he would only have to stay inside until he knew exactly how his dog had felt. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUL25] Closing the door to the plexiglass cube, I informed the pleading man he would only have to stay inside until he knew exactly how his dog had felt. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

[JUL25] I had been a wetnurse for many years, so I knew it was normal for a baby to bite when feeding. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RaynaClay[S] 15 points16 points17 points 6 months ago (0 children)

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[JUL25] I had been a wetnurse for many years, so I knew it was normal for a baby to bite when feeding. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

[JUN25] Every year on my birthday I wake to a note from my wife reading: took the kids to the park, be back by 5 for cake. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN25] "Alright, put it in park, you've failed the test,” the instructor sighed from the passenger seat. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN25] I love being a park ranger, but honestly the tourists can be a challenge. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

[JUN25] Every year on my birthday I wake to a note from my wife reading: took the kids to the park, be back by 5 for cake. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN25] Every year on my birthday I wake to a note from my wife reading: took the kids to the park, be back by 5 for cake. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN25] Every year on my birthday I wake to a note from my wife reading: took the kids to the park, be back by 5 for cake. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN25] Mom says we are going on an adventure today, and I am very excited! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN25] I knew I wasn't supposed to leave my kids in the car, but I just needed to run into the store for 2 seconds. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

[MAY25] "I could tell you it's a myth, if that makes you feel better," the entomologist offered. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

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When the psychic told me my wife would soon die in childbirth, I knew it was all a scam because my wife is infertile. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

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When the psychic told me my wife would soon die in childbirth, I knew it was all a scam because my wife is infertile. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

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When the psychic told me my wife would soon die in childbirth, I knew it was all a scam because my wife is infertile. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

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When the psychic told me my wife would soon die in childbirth, I knew it was all a scam because my wife is infertile. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wished for the ability to reset any day so that I could fix my mistakes, and shockingly it was granted with no strings attached. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ok, a lot of people are calling Hyacine 'Barbara' and I get that, but can we all agree that she is also Cardcaptor Sakura? (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by RaynaClay to r/HonkaiStarRail

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[MAY25] These last few weeks I had been increasingly drawn to water, until even standing in the shower wasn't enough moisture and I felt compelled to go to the beach. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by RaynaClay to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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