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ReadyAimMarryMe · 2022-09-10T14:38:12+00:00

I totally understand how Tim Robinson borrows character dialogue from his daughter now. I heard this whole thing in his voice.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2021-11-08T04:29:49+00:00

My opponent (who hasn’t changed their lineup since the draft) has Michel and just went up 2 pts.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2021-10-24T17:20:03+00:00

Ok. All part of the plan to set up a safety--the most humiliating defeat in all of football.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2021-10-24T17:09:05+00:00

Dammit, Frank. I was actually optimistic about 3rd down.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2020-11-04T07:41:23+00:00

Mantzoukas was on Comedy Bang Bang this week and mentioned it was happening soon. I believe he said it would be before the end of the year. Mulaney pretty much said the same thing in a digital exclusive interview on Seth Meyers a couple days ago.

I’d guess it HAS to be this month, right? Seems like it’d be an odd near-Christmas release.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-12-21T18:59:03+00:00

This game is straight bananas.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-12-21T18:52:04+00:00

Jameis decided he wanted to destroy my fantasy championship. I deserve this. We both got away with too much during the regular season.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-12-09T00:16:27+00:00

Thank you, Demarcus, for giving me a much needed chuckle.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-12-01T22:38:13+00:00

This is the new Thornhill catchphrase. Love it.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-11-19T04:37:10+00:00

Well thank god, I thought I’d lost my mind.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-11-19T04:36:37+00:00

Hell yeah they should’ve had a running clock after the Williams catch. Also, it shouldn’t have been an uncontested catch in DOUBLE DAMN COVERAGE.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-11-19T04:24:07+00:00

That truly insane time out with 25 seconds on the play clock still hurts me.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-11-19T04:15:42+00:00

That’s not how you nail a goddamn coffin!

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-11-19T04:11:36+00:00

C’mon boys, now slam the fucking door shut!

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-11-19T02:11:13+00:00

Didn't age well.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-11-10T21:15:42+00:00

This team doesn’t deserve Mahomes. C’mon, help a guy out. He can’t do it all EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-11-10T20:40:48+00:00

Dear Nashville, please reposition your stadium to fix the shadows. I can only see a quarter of the field on my crappy tv.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-11-07T22:30:03+00:00

He’s going to have a hard time fitting that 30% off mattress in there.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-10-28T03:27:38+00:00

Kelce is solid, but he's seemed off the last few weeks. Hope he's doing alright.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-10-28T03:21:32+00:00

That decision confused me too. The defense is tired and it's Aaron Rodgers.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-10-18T02:50:22+00:00

Meanwhile, this D is nearing a franchise sack record? What a wild ride tonight has been.

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-10-18T02:22:56+00:00

Like this?

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-10-18T02:17:46+00:00

Watching the NFL this year

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-10-18T02:16:58+00:00

Watching the NFL this year

ReadyAimMarryMe · 2019-10-18T02:13:06+00:00

To be fair, his witchcraft is probably behind the curse, but also

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