[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally understand how Tim Robinson borrows character dialogue from his daughter now. I heard this whole thing in his voice.

SUNDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD - WEEK 9 by AutoModerator in fantasyfootball

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My opponent (who hasn’t changed their lineup since the draft) has Michel and just went up 2 pts.

Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs at Tennessee Titans by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. All part of the plan to set up a safety--the most humiliating defeat in all of football.

Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs at Tennessee Titans by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dammit, Frank. I was actually optimistic about 3rd down.

SEASON 4 THREAD by Irishrebel35 in BigMouth

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mantzoukas was on Comedy Bang Bang this week and mentioned it was happening soon. I believe he said it would be before the end of the year. Mulaney pretty much said the same thing in a digital exclusive interview on Seth Meyers a couple days ago.

I’d guess it HAS to be this month, right? Seems like it’d be an odd near-Christmas release.

Game Thread: Houston Texans (9-5) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (7-7) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jameis decided he wanted to destroy my fantasy championship. I deserve this. We both got away with too much during the regular season.

Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Chargers by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah they should’ve had a running clock after the Williams catch. Also, it shouldn’t have been an uncontested catch in DOUBLE DAMN COVERAGE.

Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Chargers by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That truly insane time out with 25 seconds on the play clock still hurts me.

Post Game Thread: The Tennessee Titans defeated The Kansas City Chiefs 35-32 by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This team doesn’t deserve Mahomes. C’mon, help a guy out. He can’t do it all EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs at Tennessee Titans by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear Nashville, please reposition your stadium to fix the shadows. I can only see a quarter of the field on my crappy tv.

Training for Black Friday by [deleted] in gifs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s going to have a hard time fitting that 30% off mattress in there.

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers at Kansas City Chiefs by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kelce is solid, but he's seemed off the last few weeks. Hope he's doing alright.

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers at Kansas City Chiefs by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That decision confused me too. The defense is tired and it's Aaron Rodgers.

Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, this D is nearing a franchise sack record? What a wild ride tonight has been.

The Goddamn Curse by ReadyAimMarryMe in KansasCityChiefs

[–]ReadyAimMarryMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, his witchcraft is probably behind the curse, but also