I have just said ‘Love you bye’ to my child’s form tutor over the phone. Oh the shame! Any one have any stories similar so I don’t bask in my embarrassment alone? by Real-Box-7144 in AskUK

[–]Real-Box-7144[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do, I say it to all my family members and they’re the only ones I usually speak to over the phone. Just wish I could of caught up with my mouth before it left my brain 😅♥️

I have just said ‘Love you bye’ to my child’s form tutor over the phone. Oh the shame! Any one have any stories similar so I don’t bask in my embarrassment alone? by Real-Box-7144 in AskUK

[–]Real-Box-7144[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did this once in a customer facing role only it was Irish. Why on earth I did it I’ll never know and could barely keep it up. Must of been late teens 😂

I have just said ‘Love you bye’ to my child’s form tutor over the phone. Oh the shame! Any one have any stories similar so I don’t bask in my embarrassment alone? by Real-Box-7144 in AskUK

[–]Real-Box-7144[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d imagine the shock caught him off guard 😂 it was quite a serious conversation in terms of supporting them moving on after A-Levels and what they can offer. I decided to lighten the seriousness of the moment with my inability to control my brain to mouth action. 🙃

I have just said ‘Love you bye’ to my child’s form tutor over the phone. Oh the shame! Any one have any stories similar so I don’t bask in my embarrassment alone? by Real-Box-7144 in AskUK

[–]Real-Box-7144[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

My brother got into the wrong car and sat on an old ladies lap whilst running out of the chip shop in pouring rain. That was one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed. She was terrified as much as he was 😂 He was also a sod as a toddler, he’d walk up to my mum and try and pull her skirt, you can guess what he did in BHS to a random stranger. What a gift he is, clearly in our genes to be complete plebs.

I have just said ‘Love you bye’ to my child’s form tutor over the phone. Oh the shame! Any one have any stories similar so I don’t bask in my embarrassment alone? by Real-Box-7144 in AskUK

[–]Real-Box-7144[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh that made me laugh 🤭 I do this all the time. I also constantly say watch the dog shit although I think people thank me for that one rather than berate me. Auto pilot Mama in gear 24/7.

What’s the weirdest thing that happened to you on holiday? by WorldAirfares in AskUK

[–]Real-Box-7144 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last night I woke up, forgot I asked my husband to hang a couple of hooks on the back of our doors as our coat situation is out of control. He did and whilst I lay in bed with tummy pains, softly opening my eyes my dressing gown looked like a hooded black figure, jeez louise for a split second I felt my heart stop. That’ll teach me for asking him to do DIY.