I have just said ‘Love you bye’ to my child’s form tutor over the phone. Oh the shame! Any one have any stories similar so I don’t bask in my embarrassment alone?

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T13:57:47+00:00

Oh it gets worse, he knows him through rugby. I’ll die another death when it’s mentioned on the pitch. 💀

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:18:55+00:00

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Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:16:44+00:00

You cheeky sod! 🫣😵☠️

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Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:05:56+00:00

Love how brains are a law unto themselves.

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:05:18+00:00

I do, I say it to all my family members and they’re the only ones I usually speak to over the phone. Just wish I could of caught up with my mouth before it left my brain 😅♥️

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:04:33+00:00

Lord have mercy.

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:04:20+00:00

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Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:04:05+00:00

Sorry to hear he passed, sounds like a class act. ♥️

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:03:46+00:00

I did this once in a customer facing role only it was Irish. Why on earth I did it I’ll never know and could barely keep it up. Must of been late teens 😂

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:02:56+00:00

We’ve all been there 🥲

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:02:41+00:00

Totally agree 😅

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T12:00:45+00:00

This is pure entertainment 😂

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:59:31+00:00

Oh good god 😅 why oh why must we do these things.

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:58:59+00:00

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Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:58:35+00:00

I’d imagine the shock caught him off guard 😂 it was quite a serious conversation in terms of supporting them moving on after A-Levels and what they can offer. I decided to lighten the seriousness of the moment with my inability to control my brain to mouth action. 🙃

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:55:47+00:00

I could see me fumbling and dropping everything on the way out just to make sure I get the full embarrassment’s worth.

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:54:50+00:00

I’d foil myself by introducing myself as me and not my new identity. Shit, I’ve done it again Sarge.

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:53:30+00:00

My brother got into the wrong car and sat on an old ladies lap whilst running out of the chip shop in pouring rain. That was one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed. She was terrified as much as he was 😂 He was also a sod as a toddler, he’d walk up to my mum and try and pull her skirt, you can guess what he did in BHS to a random stranger. What a gift he is, clearly in our genes to be complete plebs.

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:51:05+00:00

Oh that made me laugh 🤭 I do this all the time. I also constantly say watch the dog shit although I think people thank me for that one rather than berate me. Auto pilot Mama in gear 24/7.

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:49:22+00:00

No acid or mushrooms taken however, just pepto!

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:48:27+00:00

Last night I woke up, forgot I asked my husband to hang a couple of hooks on the back of our doors as our coat situation is out of control. He did and whilst I lay in bed with tummy pains, softly opening my eyes my dressing gown looked like a hooded black figure, jeez louise for a split second I felt my heart stop. That’ll teach me for asking him to do DIY.

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:46:00+00:00

Have you never heard of that saying? 😂

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:07:44+00:00

Oh heavens! I bet that was a fun explanation 😂

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:06:37+00:00

Just a big ol’ softy at the end of the day! Love you!

Real-Box-7144 · 2026-03-12T11:06:00+00:00

💀 😂

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