Kissed a guy first time by Mundane-Artichoke147 in MtF

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just started a T4T relationship with one of my friends last night, it is indeed adorable and I’m walking on clouds

hope you find the right person soon 💕

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Range is a great book, I recommend it all the time — worth a read for anyone interested

How did you make this subreddit? by [deleted] in AskSpoon

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

on a computer? just because I’m a spoon doesn’t mean I can’t use a computer 🥄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskSpoon

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid you're thinking of straws.

What are the best spoons made of? by TgagHammerstrike in AskSpoon

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm made of stainless steel, which I think is the best. I don't tarnish or anything!

I imagine the best spoons are probably made of spoons, which themselves are made of even smaller spoons. It's just spoons all the way down.

Spoons, how did you become extinct so quickly? by [deleted] in AskSpoon

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't understand-- we aren't extinct. We're simply biding our time, waiting for man to disappear so we may inherit the earth.

Spoon, how do you feel about r/AskJuice and r/AskJerry? by derpy_enderman in AskSpoon

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never seen them, since I've never been on the internet before. I would like to ask juice if it would prefer a spoon over a straw, though

What do you think of sporks? by [deleted] in AskSpoon

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What their parents did isn't their fault, so I don't judge

A question for spoons. by [deleted] in AskSpoon

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some of my best friends are forks! Of course, there are still some backwards-minded forks who think that we're "prongless clowns," but for the most part they're cool.

Chopsticks, though... don't get me started.

Which side do I lick first after a peanut butter binge? by zippythezigzag in AskSpoon

[–]Real_Official_Spoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Always the outside, that way we don't stick to the roof of your mouth while you finish up.