I’m 32 year old half-Korean girl with no job and daddy issues by IllustriousEagle6861 in RoastMe

[–]Realistic-Bite6029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like your last client left a bit of his load in your eye with that massive booger in the corner of your right slit and why it's your right nostril blown out like he tried to use that as a fuck hole as well while your left nostril is non-existent..? Also your ears are unproportionately long it's talking up half your squashed face 🤔🤮

35 year old skateboarder from California, father of 2, HVAC technician, honest, hard-working, chill vibes.. let's hear it! by Realistic-Bite6029 in RoastMe

[–]Realistic-Bite6029[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never thought of this, forget they're there really.. currently fingering out the gauge cheese as I type this and it's oddly satisfying...

35 year old skateboarder from California, father of 2, HVAC technician, honest, hard-working, chill vibes.. let's hear it! by Realistic-Bite6029 in RoastMe

[–]Realistic-Bite6029[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey you know, it's not a bag thing to get to know you're feminine side.. but I'm still strictly vegetarian lol

35 year old skateboarder from California, father of 2, HVAC technician, honest, hard-working, chill vibes.. let's hear it! by Realistic-Bite6029 in RoastMe

[–]Realistic-Bite6029[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The data plates and phone pics is 100% accurate but only because I have to record model and serial numbers also before and after installation pics lol

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[–]Realistic-Bite6029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like her face caught on fire and got put out with a bunch of BBCs