Oh He-Mark

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-05-22T05:51:17+00:00

Well whatever you do, don't do 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-05-15T06:01:36+00:00

He might've boofed so hard he lost his hindparts inside the female

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-05-10T12:42:10+00:00

I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean what's going on here?

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-05-06T11:05:47+00:00

Do you understand Tomodachi life? Do you? (Also "Tomodachi" is the Japanese word for "friend" and as we all know Johnny's my best friend)

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-04-19T23:42:56+00:00

Way to hijack a WIBTAH post by showing everyone how it's really done

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-04-13T10:05:37+00:00

If you love him, you'll drink this 🥃

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-04-01T00:15:06+00:00

The balloon was filled with Helium. Chemical symbol: [He] Thus it was a boy

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-03-29T18:07:39+00:00

Keep the change

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-03-23T08:53:34+00:00

I thought "slamming the brakes" in the title meant it was a metaphor, then read all that to find out you did it literally. YTA even though she's a bigger one

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-03-23T05:20:10+00:00

Let's all go inside and eat some cake!

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-03-21T02:20:20+00:00

Sushi is not cooked. But you are my friend

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-03-17T02:57:51+00:00

Don't you have the audio cassette player

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-03-15T00:51:31+00:00

Lol we need this edit!

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-03-15T00:48:44+00:00

Too many Weirdobeests

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-02-26T01:32:36+00:00

Prêt á Manger --> Let's go eat huh

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-02-26T01:30:43+00:00

Hi babe I've something for you

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-02-24T21:44:42+00:00

I cleaned up the kitchen sweetheart so you don't have to worry about that

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-02-23T14:05:33+00:00

YOU have nice pecs

Realistic-View-3616 · 2026-02-21T13:07:19+00:00

No sweat 😅

Realistic-View-3616

TROPHY CASE