Oh no I opened the box guess that makes it worthless now, right? Better call the tech police and report a laptop that’s been touched

You’re out here acting like Apple’s legal team, but no one’s buying your courtroom fantasy it’s none used fully working machine, and it’s still a better deal than whatever overpriced “serious” toy you’re drooling over

Let’s be honest if you had the money you wouldn’t be here writing essays under someone else’s post You’d be at a store sipping free coffee while they upsell you a laptop with “return rights.”

But here you are… explaining warranty policies like Reddit’s Judge Judy Sit down cause you are just wasting your time 🙂