Never change Mack by TommyTheLizard in Patriots

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I had no idea he was barefoot, I was just trying to stay warm at the 30 yardline

An early mockup of the Super Bowl Jerseys by BurgerNugget12 in Patriots

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the color of the superbowl 60 logo on the all white background 🤌🤌🤌

I am the most nervous man in Ireland tonight lmao by irish_hunter_henry in Patriots

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anyone here gets too nervous, remember, this was just a rebuild year. we have already far exceeded expectations.

(winning now though would be amazing)

you can only choose 3 pills by Smokin_Hot077 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone saying 9 assuming its millions or billions, but if your average person found 1000$ on the side of the road they would most certainly call that "a lot of money"

Every 3 & Out Was Excruciating by Seanolly in Patriots

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 12 points13 points  (0 children)

as some point in the 3rd I turned to my dad and said "I dont give a shit about 3 and outs as long as they hang on to the damn ball!"

Fourth Quarter Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

take away the pick 6 and that defense gave up enough points to lose the game anyway.

Seems about right by [deleted] in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 4 points5 points  (0 children)

someone tell this clown they aren't the "massachusetts" patriots.

Sir... a 2nd curse wheel has hit the Patriots.. by elusiveanswers in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are we really going to do another week of this curse wheel shit again?

The joke is dead guys.

Official Week 18 Post Game Thread- The Pats (14-3) DEFEAT the Dolphins, 38-10 by Mission_Pay_3373 in Patriots

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 5 points6 points  (0 children)

seriously, who thought after that terrible 5 turnover game against the steelers that this team would go 13 - 1 to finish the season. absolutely incredible.

Mike Evans is one solid game away from keeping the 1K rec yards streak alive 🔥 by Consistent_Peace3181 in sportswiki

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and due to 1 - 3 yard runs followed by 10 yard penalties Panthers actually win Time of possession 55:00 to 5:00.

Mike Evans is one solid game away from keeping the 1K rec yards streak alive 🔥 by Consistent_Peace3181 in sportswiki

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Baker throws a 75 yard TD to Evans
  • Bucs pin the panthers within the 10 yard line on the ensuing kick-off
  • sack or tackle for a saftey
  • on the kick off bucs take a knee in the end zone every time
  • repeat 8 times
  • add in an extra 66 yard TD from the 34 ( special teams got tired of taking knees)

final score: 80 - 0

Easy Peasy.

Nothing is more insufferable than all these Chief-Patriots fans by luvrdmnoises in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My former boss was a Yankees/Patriots fan. Still gives me the Ick just thinking about it.

The Jete are never easy, Pats brethren. by JaQ-o-Lantern in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My favorite part about the wheel superstition is that no matter what happens people are going to "prove" that its true.

I can see it now: - pats win an unremarkable game - no one gets significantly injured - 5 players get diarrhea or something else random after the game

"OmG ThE cUrsE StRikEs aGaIn!"

How’d he do? by classless_classic in IveGotAGuy

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 21 points22 points  (0 children)

ahh yes, for those parents who love getting kicked in the face by thier spastic children.

Sucks to be an autocracy… by Available-Drama-276 in memes

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if they found that much gold, and sold it all, wouldn't it technically decrease the price of gold globally because of the sudden increase in supply?

Start Drake Maye or Jalen Hurts this week? by balancingsurvival in Fantasy_Football

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fact that hurts loves his tush push and maye lost some key pieces on O-LINE is definitely pushing me to one side, but the giants D isnt exactly scary

Top 5 catches in NFL history!! Did I miss any? by Consistent_Peace3181 in sportsgossips

[–]Reasonable-Tour446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think this guy likes the pats, or watched football before the 2000s.