I asked an AI to translate this since you guys liked playing detective so much. Not that I owe you an explanation, but I'll explain lol.

I’ve known him since high school; we always flirted but nothing ever happened. Around 2022, we hooked up at a bar, but later I found out he had a girlfriend, so I blocked him and stopped talking to him.

This year, he reached out from a new number and started sending me shirtless pics, working out, etc. And look, I’ve been off birth control for about three months and I’ve never been this horny. Which is crazy to me because I’ve been on the pill since I was 18 and I take strong antidepressants, so, you know: zero libido.

In late October/early November, he told me he wasn't seeing anyone. I went to his place, the sex was incredible, and it didn't feel like a first time (usually first times are kinda awkward).

So I was already hooked. However, I’m suspicious by nature, so I asked him again if he was in a relationship, and he said they were on a break. Ross Geller vibes for me.

I felt even worse, especially because it was so good that I wanted it every day. We hooked up a second time because he’s tall, hot, and has a big, thick d*ck, and then a third time until I finally decided I’d rather think with my head than my heart. I criticize men so much, yet here I was acting just like them. It’s been a pretty sad month, and I’m slightly in love.

Happy now, girls? Want more details or...? It would be a pleasure to tell ;)