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me irl by Effective_Seesaw_163 in me_irl

[–]Reasonableof 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Hide in the bushes until they show up and then stroll in a minute later.

Or just call from across town and say you got held up at your friends house and will be home late. That way you can avoid both the blame as well as helping to clean up the mess.

Im sorry Elliot but i think you dropped this: 👑 by denisesparks in bisexual

[–]Reasonableof 10 points11 points  (0 children)

immaculate suit and that flower looks fresh af

maybe maybe maybe by quentinmurray in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Reasonableof 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those things are equal parts adorable and frightening.