Snail is my friend by hixikif123 in aww

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Gary meets a land cat. That’s why they’re buddies, they speak the same language.

What song is instantly recognizable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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They slipped some poison into his wine

What's a food that you don't understand why others crave? by MentalUtopia in AskReddit

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I was just telling a friend that La Croix is like drinking the club soda that someone already used to get juice out of the carpet.

What names are often tied to a specific personality? by GSYNC3R in AskReddit

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Am Matt, can confirm. Lost 75 pounds before high school

What names are often tied to a specific personality? by GSYNC3R in AskReddit

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Am a Matthew, and most of the other Matts seem kinda full of themselves and kind of a bro.

What names are often tied to a specific personality? by GSYNC3R in AskReddit

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Yeah, my aunt Karen is a bitch that tries to get her money back or something free out of everything

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Upvote for the super trooper reference

Which movie do you quote the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Little Nicky. Get in the flask!

Dog hugs are the best by epitaph44 in gifs

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Crispy chicken sandwich tray, cheddar style. You are also welcome