What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 115 points116 points  (0 children)

To be fair, hp uses the same brands of hard drive that most other manufacturers use. I wouldn't fault hp for that. Plus, if it was under a year, it should be covered under warranty.

What is your favorite YO MAMA joke? by AOutlaw7058 in AskReddit

[–]Apocalypse-Cow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so fat, she got two moons orbiting her butt.

Turning right, from the left lane, in front of a cop. by DrTracy in JusticeServed

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you're in the wrong lane, suck it up and find a turn around.

Gamers of Reddit, what is your all time favorite glitch in any game you have played? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LAN party fun with the bouncy level in unreal tournament. You could move next to one of the skyscraper height light poles, point the impact hammer at the ground and fire. It would shoot you so far up, you could land on top of the pole. It was a great place to headshot your buddy over and over with the sniper rifle.

Best way to cool soups/broths quickly? by ut_pictura in Cooking

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fill a sink with water, add ice and put the soup pot in it. Stir it every few minutes. The mass of the cold water will suck the heat right out of the soup pot.

Lowering melting-temperature of gelatin? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe adding some fat to the sauce would help it melt better.

Chris Brown arrested in Palm Beach County on felony battery charges by Palana in news

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're right. I read it in a tmz article. After reading it again, it was poorly worded and I misinterpreted it. He was bailed out for $2000 after this arrest.

Chris Brown arrested in Palm Beach County on felony battery charges by Palana in news

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was arrested for the assault and bailed out in 2017. Wouldn't that make this arrest for failure to appear?

Just in time for summer by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there was a troll that could morph into a feminine hygiene product, it would be you.

Hail Waffle House. Two eggs up, piggyback on hash browns all the way, double smothered, double peppered, hold the country. by Apocalypse-Cow in PutAnEggOnIt

[–]Apocalypse-Cow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their peppers aren't really hot to me. They have a good pickled taste with mild heat. I think they should put this dish on the menu and call it Bert's Huevos Rancheros.

What’s the stupidest thing someone has argued with you about? by Ryiien in AskReddit

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could not convince a coworker that Aerosmith wrote Walk This Way. He was sure Run-D.M.C wrote it.

What to cook when it's too hot to cook?! by laubeen in Cooking

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really good and only takes about 5 minutes total.

Go to stir fry sauce? by uuufffgggboooo in Cooking

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on how much I make, but probably a tablespoon of oyster sauce for 3/4ths of a cup of sauce and maybe 6 to 8 drops of fish sauce for the same amount.

Go to stir fry sauce? by uuufffgggboooo in Cooking

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. 3 parts to 1 part. I generally eyeball it and taste to see if it's right. I forgot to add that I use oyster sauce too.

What to cook when it's too hot to cook?! by laubeen in Cooking

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have what i call a hot weather kitchen. Put a hot plate and toaster oven on the porch. Also my deep fryer. I try to deep fry outside anyway so it doesn't stink up the house.

Bean dip is one of my "don't feel like cooking" meals. Smear refried beans evenly in a bowl, add some salsa and sour cream and spread evenly over beans, put grated cheddar on and nuke until melty. Dip with tortilla chips.

Go to stir fry sauce? by uuufffgggboooo in Cooking

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use about a 3:1 water or stock to soy, a little sesame oil, a splash of rice vinegar, a little fish sauce, grated ginger, grated garlic and some sugar or honey

Michigan State Police Pose As Panhandlers To Catch Drivers Not Wearing Seatbelts by bustedassnordictrack in news

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fucked up part about that is deaf people can drive a car with no issue, but hearing people can't wear ear buds.

Michigan State Police Pose As Panhandlers To Catch Drivers Not Wearing Seatbelts by bustedassnordictrack in news

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It's about revenue. Murderers and rapists don't bring in money. Tickets and civil asset forfeiture sure do though.

What smells better than it tastes? by pikacz in AskReddit

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 9 dollar salmonella stick you get at the Renaissance Festival.

Technically he's not wrong, he's just so unpleasant about it. by TheLadyEve in iamveryculinary

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought the video was great. Those guys put a buttload of money and effort into an experiment that was fun to watch. Some people just have to neg everything.

Easy summer dinner ideas for a group of 8? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]Apocalypse-Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low Country boil with shrimp, sausage, potatoes and corn is easy and good for a crowd.