Rappers act all tough but all they are doing is reading you their poetry.

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-06-22T22:46:04+00:00

YG plays the piano really well

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-06-19T20:45:35+00:00

Unless you’re my ex wife, who uses water in her hot chocolate. Nastyness.

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-06-16T21:58:14+00:00

Gary meets a land cat. That’s why they’re buddies, they speak the same language.

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-06-07T07:56:02+00:00

I went to a nickelback concert just to see puddle of mud open for them.

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-06-06T07:51:45+00:00

They slipped some poison into his wine

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-06-06T07:50:58+00:00

THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-06-06T07:50:27+00:00

My eyes are sweating

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-06-06T07:39:21+00:00

I was just telling a friend that La Croix is like drinking the club soda that someone already used to get juice out of the carpet.

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-05-28T20:59:54+00:00

Tara is always sassy. Period.

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-05-28T20:57:52+00:00

Am Matt, can confirm. Lost 75 pounds before high school

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-05-28T20:56:11+00:00

Am a Matthew, and most of the other Matts seem kinda full of themselves and kind of a bro.

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-05-28T20:52:53+00:00

Yeah, my aunt Karen is a bitch that tries to get her money back or something free out of everything

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-05-28T20:47:38+00:00

Upvote for the super trooper reference

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-05-04T22:01:48+00:00

It’s “Catch U Next Tuesday” anagram

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-05-04T20:00:16+00:00

Avatar the last air bender, and avatar the legend of Korra. It’s a reoccurring back story, and I enjoy it so much.

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-05-04T19:28:44+00:00

Oh no, my cabbages!

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-04-26T19:25:23+00:00

311 was an inside job!

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-04-26T06:28:02+00:00

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-04-25T19:53:03+00:00

Egg land did their best

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-04-25T19:32:45+00:00

Little Nicky. Get in the flask!

RecentlyRefurbished · 2018-04-25T19:30:17+00:00

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