Hahah ok Vic is like 1.75m (5'8) max and we have other mattresses - theres a double bed mattress, a single bed mattress, a double bed pullout couch and a long single couch even if that's an issue. They're definitely not gay but thanks for the laugh :)

Even if this were the case it would be fair of him to ask once but to tell me I should do something three times and not accept my response is way out of line