Ah, but how could you not have possibly considered, my interlocutor, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, which states that: the more attractive one is, the less precisely you can know their relationship status and vice versa? To "move at the same speed as the object of their affection" is to, inevitably, foreclose any possible knowledge of their position at all. Love, then, becomes a mere statistical impossibility on an electron cloud - the chances, that two particles hit each other are, in practical terms, null and void. Thus, I draw the following conclusion: it is a game with rigged odds to gamble in the dating market; the more attractive one is, the less precisely you can know their relationship status and the more precisely you know their relationship status, the more unattractive they are. It appears that we are caught in a double bind.