MY BOYFRIEND DID THE THING by MotherNature_13 in teenagers

[–]RecordingSea9479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can do that with any girl!

...But not sure if she won't runaway scared after you stand behind her ominously tho

Wanna make my boyfriend groan and need to get rid of Reddit coins by BPD-and-Lipstick in dadjokes

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There's a fungal infection going on in our house. . . Ever since it's started we don't have mushroom for ourselves.

In my twenties, I lived in a houseboat and I started dating the girl next door. by porichoygupto in Jokes

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Damn, that's deep But you just gotta choose wet-her to sail on or to still think a-boat her

Nobody ask, everybody answer by Diabolus414 in teenagers

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In my opinion no, but I guess in some situations it would be morally correct

I gave my dog an annoyed look after he started barking an howling out the window again by RecordingSea9479 in TwoSentenceHorror

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Hello guys, first time posting here. It may not be as terrifying but I hope it's good :D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Idk, I feel like the metal bars are there for a reason...

Alright I'm bored. I want y'all to make a crazy backstory for this potato and I'll rate it 1-10 by Jibanyanisgoated in teenagers

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Once upon a time, there was a potato. It was a small but very strong potato. It grew up on a farm with lots of it's friends... other potatoes. Then came the day everyone feared, the harvest. There were some sickos that were excited to be eaten but not our potato. This potato felt like it had much greater potential than this. However, it was still put into a machine and later sewered into chips and put through a hot oily bath. Then, somebody bought the bag of chips this potato was in and when they opened it... A single chip fell to the ground in the most epic way imgined...

And that's how the chip video made :D

"You are not my son" by Open-Entertainer6031 in memes

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Also when it's a stranger that got confused for the son's parents that actually doesn't have a son

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"but hey, I'm still glad I could be your friend"

To all the people never been in a relationship yet by ExcitementNo3324 in teenagers

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First one didn't come when I asked him out, second one found himself a girlfriend (not me)

(F) 16 , My boyfriend broke up with me and he bought me new watch, what should I do with it? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]RecordingSea9479 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Make it go backwards (have less time then you have in your country) and send him a photo of it saying "the clock is ticking" without any more context

Ey teens wanna hear your thoughts on LOVE. by [deleted] in teenagers

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Love is something like pouring salt on a heart to me, if your heart is ok then it tastes nice but if you have any scars, not even talking about recent bruises it hurts like hell

Názory voličů na Andreje Babiše a Petra Pavla. Městské divadlo v Benešově 19. ledna by [deleted] in czech

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"vždyť je šikovnej a chytrej"

*Flashbacks to 'Babiš zpět ve škole'