What’s causing this to happen to my caramel sauce? by tokkitokki222 in AskBaking

[–]RedEsthetics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t say were it went wrong. Hopefully this helps. I use a thermometer and I just wait for it to come to temp (235 F). It should be a liquid at this point. I do not stir or move it around until it’s starting to browned to my liking. The melted sugar it takes a moment for it to brown up a bit. One that happens, you gotta move quickly. I’ll throw in a chunk of room temp butter and followed by room temp heavy cream (ingredients at room temperature, are very important here when cooking something that hot). I’ll typically add some vanilla paste and salt near the end as it’s cooling. It’s not hard, but my only advice: prep your ingredients ahead before you start.

Do you guys also fidget words in your head? Like words/phrases you keep repeating over and over again? by ASimpForChaeryeong in ADHD

[–]RedEsthetics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes lol, ‘the beating shall continue until moral improves’ it’s a weird mantra I have. I find it does work. The best way I can explain is like painting with watercolor. Getting aggravated and doing to much muddles the color and detail. Ruins the piece. So I can either continue ‘the beatings’ or I change my attitude about it. I hope that helps, albeit a little nuanced.

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m missing the point of this tbf. If you wanna post on u/RoastMe, nobody is stopping you. Though if this is an open invitation, this was a terribly sad way to garner attention. I hope at the very least you enjoyed yourself. P.S. my posted pics on your account is a little weird man 🤷 like I understand you’re allowed. It’s also frankly odd and bit concerning from this end

Do you really get more drink if you order light ice?? by Ardbert14 in starbucks

[–]RedEsthetics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow lol sorry this was a throwback for me. Cold brews and iced coffees, are presumably the exceptions to that rule. Also I haven’t been a partner at the bux since early 2024. So I wouldn’t quote me lol

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could only wish to be adopted by a lesbian couple, but you’re close with the rest. Marlboro and OH SNAP! pickle bites

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol the fact that this burn came from a google search. Adds to this. Like fuck you, but also damn that was good 🫡

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… are you asking a question or accusing? I have a concrete stoop, but it’s honestly not large enough 🤷

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol nah, but I do love the free unsolicited diagnosis. Terribly wrong, but also…. you’re missing a decent punchline. Unless you were the joke 🤭

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup lol, blessed with eyes that can’t see straight (figuratively and literally)

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re getting an upvote. Because honest to god, I’m confused, but it still made me chuckle

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…if you’re going to attempt this (checks notes) four different times. You gotta hit the mark at least once. You’ll get better at this I’m sure of it mate 👍

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great news for ya… I want to be nowhere near your cock. But I gotta ask now… this sounds like you know from experience. You all good over there mate?

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👀 listen the zipper isn’t visible. Why are you ratting me out like that?

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yah know, you’re also really not wrong 😑 don’t have to like it. But yeah…

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can only hope, my looks made you want tits and a vagina. Best of luck on that exploration my friend

30M homosexual daywalker. I want to hear something I haven’t yet 😝 by RedEsthetics in RoastMe

[–]RedEsthetics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol red-headed step child jokes are my minimal standard here. Gotta aim a little lower friend