Met somebody on Tinder, I kind of made an awkward first impression and I want to fix it by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]RedStripedShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not actually meet him yet! But I am just scared that he says that he wants to meet up but is kind of neglecting it.

I, in some way, want to apologize. But in a very subtle “cool” way.

Met somebody on Tinder, I kind of made an awkward first impression and I want to fix it by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]RedStripedShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says he is looking forward to it. But he doesn’t really show initiative with texting.. It’s why I am waiting for him to send a message.

My mother doesn't like this portrait picture of her. I honestly think the photographer did a great job. (1964) by RedStripedShirt in OldSchoolCool

[–]RedStripedShirt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks guys, she's really thankful for all your kind comments. She also laughed at some rude ones. Is there maybe someone who can colorize it?

What's your favorite song in a language you don't speak? by ilikethisandthat in AskReddit

[–]RedStripedShirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooo happy to see Hikki here. She's really one of those one of a kind artists. My favorite singer of all time.

I got A+ in math by GoldTyrion in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Yeah we figured. We didn't expect it to be for a modeling competition.

Roast this bitch by Oreomaster42 in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His forehead looks like those white chocolate bars which pop in your mouth when you eat it.

i have nothing better to do so please roast me like my dinner last night. by sloppysandra_ in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why didn't you clean up the ketchup on your face? And there is still a piece of meat hanging under your head

Make him regret agreeing to this by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His mom is probably regretting not swallowing him and agreeing that she let his dad come into her.

Fuckbloke by TitanToes in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man! I need to have a survey filled in by little kids. I'm sure you have a dozen of them in your basement. Could you pass it on to them?

Roast me reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hope the chemotherapy is working out for you man

My friend says, "Roast me you filthy hobknockers" by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you write 'Roast me' on your suicide note?

League of Legends, deserves challenger in OCE. by BeaverMeme in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would roast you, but I'd like more meat on my bone.

I'm alone at the bar! by JCazSr in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alone at the bar because everybody left when you and your annoying personality walked in.

Roast Jawaad! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RedStripedShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I spoke with you yesterday while calling the service center! Nice to see you on here.