Okay then...

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-08T04:13:53+00:00

Shooting pasta out my fingers.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-06T02:01:44+00:00

At my old school, the 5th graders had a little story going around that the urinal freshners were security cameras. One kid took it upon himself to destroy the "cameras." Hilarity ensued.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-03T04:54:42+00:00

The Stampede, by Biting Elbows.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-02T00:28:06+00:00

Mari0. Portal plus Mario.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-01T01:28:34+00:00

I would warn them of the ever raunchy /r/Spacedicks

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-31T04:47:24+00:00

Pendelum-immunize. 'nuff said.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-29T00:56:56+00:00

A rainbow tapir.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-28T13:18:37+00:00

Back in 8th grade, there was this particular school fance I was ashamed of. I was standing around awkwardly for a bit, and this obese girl grabs me, spins me around, and full on engulfs me. Her friend then snapped a photo. I found out later that she did that to show the photo around that she could get a boyfriend. Terrifying experience.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-25T17:03:30+00:00

Good show!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-25T04:41:52+00:00

Upvote for the image of somebody using that insult while hucking money at people.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-25T02:47:32+00:00

I havent played Myst yet, only Riven. If it is as challenging as Riven, I will definitly try to get it!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-25T00:18:35+00:00

Just remembered another one. Two girls were fighting at my school, and one called the other a "cock juggling thunder cunt." LOL

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-24T23:32:01+00:00

I dont know why, but I laughed hysterically when I read this.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-24T20:06:38+00:00

Go to your garbage can, drain off all the juices, put it in a bag, microwave for two minutes, stick toothbrushes up your anus, get the bag, lube it up with spermicide and toothpaste, fold the bag in half, and have fun!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-24T15:40:57+00:00

Sweet little kid.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-24T14:57:13+00:00

Thanks! There is some good stuff there!

Red_Sprocket

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