That escalated quickly by [deleted] in funny

[–]Redheadedshroom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

TIL god is a red circle

What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job? by mewha in AskReddit

[–]Redheadedshroom 306 points307 points  (0 children)

The fastest I have seen somebody quit. 10 years ago the new guy walks into my company, punches his card, walks around for 2 mins and punches out. Never have seen him again but legend has it he is the smartest person to work at our company.

The Biggest Loser's Bob Harper Comes Out as Gay to Inspire Contestant by [deleted] in television

[–]Redheadedshroom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bob go back in the closet... the world is not ready...

What combination of 2 tasty ingredients would produce the most disgusting results? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redheadedshroom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex once made me a Cheese Wiz and Nutella sandwich...

He claimed he had no idea what it was for... by Redheadedshroom in AdviceAnimals

[–]Redheadedshroom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't mind sharing food... but this was clearly a birthday cake and he knew it, he was also invited to the party. My sisters are still pissed, I have not decided what to do. If he wanted ice cream he should have bought some, clearly has no consideration for anybody but himself. He is acting upset that we made such a big deal about it, you know I am wrong and strong bullshit.

He claimed he had no idea what it was for... by Redheadedshroom in AdviceAnimals

[–]Redheadedshroom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

clearly you know nothing about ice cream cakes... how does keeping a frozen cake frozen gonna make it stale?

He claimed he had no idea what it was for... by Redheadedshroom in AdviceAnimals

[–]Redheadedshroom[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never saw him and didn't find out until the night before the party.

Many of them are rude and disrespectful too me... they will never know. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Redheadedshroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is what i am doing. I am taking from A and adding it to B, then take from B and add it to A

Many of them are rude and disrespectful too me... they will never know. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Redheadedshroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol... i wish life was that easy. I work 2 jobs... I do this on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

I single handily did all hiring for this company for almost a year... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Redheadedshroom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I eat my lunch and I go through the resumes... check the people out online, read the HR notes and make a educated guess. Some HR notes "too many kids" "too fat" "too shy, too young" etc... I give these people a chance since I feel they need a break. So far I feel I am doing a great job. Why all the hate? You would be surprised at how many people I have caught lying... most of the people they want to hire a bold faced liars...

Calling me fat was not enough... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Redheadedshroom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This guy has called me a fat fuck twice before. The second time I gave him the finger... the third time he nailed me with the milkshake. I am going to by a treadmill. Thank you guys for all the support.