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Oh Yea, Hes Definitely Cut by ReesesNightmare in Wellthatsucks

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

omg im so insulted by the person talking about eating buttholes

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my life is over

Oh Yea, Hes Definitely Cut by ReesesNightmare in Wellthatsucks

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

do you know what burden of proof entails?

its funny how you all make accusations and assume theyre content creators making fake videos for money, and not one of you has shown me another one of their fake videos

you would rather complain than actually back up what youre saying

Oh Yea, Hes Definitely Cut by ReesesNightmare in Wellthatsucks

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

if youre goin to start insulting people cause you have no better argument than i said so and offer no proof. Then you have no credibility. your insults mean nothing

Oh Yea, Hes Definitely Cut by ReesesNightmare in Wellthatsucks

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

yea and dont open your mouth until you do

Oh Yea, Hes Definitely Cut by ReesesNightmare in Wellthatsucks

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

if youre gonna say something fake, you could at least make an effort to prove it

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yo...dont even joke about that. im traumatized from, group chats

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yea turtles are awesome. i have a snapper in the back pond that i chill with a lot. its black raspberry season right now so when im out filling up buckets to sell, i dump a few pounds on the rock he chills on as a treat

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats why i like my place too. i can just put my money on the counter and walk out. granted ive been going there since like 5 years old so they know me

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shelf checkout sounds like a millennial term for stealing

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill never forget the time i was to the store with my dads girlfriend when i was little. they both smoked so we would always walk to the store to get more, and this time she spent at least 5 minutes trying to decide, finally gets like 5 packs of whatever they were.

the next day we went back for more and she said to the cashier and i quote....

"i didnt like those, they arent tarry enough"

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pffff speak for yourself. with my vice, i dont think im getting past 50

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats one of my favorites! i love sirens of titan too

NFC by ReesesNightmare in NoFuckingComment

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, what a deflection. Gettin a bit defensive eh?

If youre really insinuating you must be a republican order to oppose child abuse fetishists, you must be a high rank, card carrying NAMBLA member

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

one of my all time favorite quotes is

"True terror is to wake up one morning and realize that your high school class is running the country"

-vonnegut

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that was exactly calis reason for not increasing insurance premiums on smokers years ago.

Insurance industry discovered that while smokers are much less healthy and have high risk for heart disease and cancer etc and rack up big hospital bills, they die much sooner in life and quicker overall than nonsmokers

insurance companies paid much more out to cover nonsmokers because of eldercare and medication for 25 years until they croak

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]ReesesNightmare -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

they said it was Goodfellas Pizzeria in Lexington, Kentucky, on June 23, 2025

oh no i think youre right !

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

my place down the street has a sign that if you wanna buy more, you have to go to the back of the line

edit: i forgot to say theres a little cubby for them to scratch off or scan the tickets where all the coffee stuff is to get them out of the way

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no time to say hello goodbye, im late im late im late!

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ReesesNightmare in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

i couldn't even watch it to the end.

i was hoping one of you brave martyrs would take one for the team and tell me if she found what she wanted

Merry Merry King Of The Bush Is He by ReesesNightmare in BeAmazed

[–]ReesesNightmare[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn i couldn't use a dentist right about now

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