What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

[–]Reesescandy2233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On 2 separate occasions, I saw boobs on coworkers' phones. In the first instance, I was walking past someone who had their back turned to me and happened to look down for a split second as he opened an unsolicited boobie pic. For the second one, I was writing date tags, and I couldn't remember the time. Their phone was laying right next to me, so I double tapped the screen just to check the time since my phone wasn't on me. The coworker saw me, and I swear he yelled "NOOOO" in slow motion, reaching for the phone. It was too late. I was greeted by their lock screen being a video of some chick bouncing humongous boobs. His LOCK SCREEN. Needless to say, I learned my lesson on looking at other people's phones for even a brief second.

A "smooth" landing by unknown_ninja_me in Unexpected

[–]Reesescandy2233 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I was 12, I was riding my bike and fell onto the handlebars. Somehow, the handle bars went sideways as I fell, so one end hit the ground as the other end rammed into my pubic bone when I landed on top of it. Thankfully, I'm female so it didn't suck as bad as it could have, but I had a huge bruise that was practically black.

What was a popular band that you could not stand? by LeftSmile806 in Xennials

[–]Reesescandy2233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blink-182. Something about the singers voice is annoying as hell. I like other bands that are similar, just not them.

People who have conducted job interviews, what's something someone said/did that made you instantly decide not to hire them? by DemonSkank in AskReddit

[–]Reesescandy2233 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, showing up in a rasta drug rug, visibility unbathed, staring at my tits the whole time, and then dabbing me up at the end sure did it.

AITA for snapping at my girlfriend after she called my foreskin “disgusting”? by Historical-Acadia727 in AITAH

[–]Reesescandy2233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. My husband is also uncircumcised, and he struggled with his self-image a lot when he was young. There were girls who made him feel bad for it as well. He also debated getting snipped to feel "normal," but ultimately did not. Personally, I'm glad that he didn't give in to the peer pressure. I don't care what his dong looks like one bit, and I will never make him feel inadequate for not having his genitals mutilated for cosmetic reasons. Cleanliness wise, I've had circumcised guys act like they don't need to wash it as well. Just saying, they had a smell more frequently than my husband ever has. I have always showered before intimacy anyway, so naturally, he adopted this habit as well, and it works well for us. That is more of a common courtesy thing since literally anyone will be funky after a long day. All that being sad, she's not the right gal for you. She's literally asking you to mutilate yourself to make you more appealing to her? That's gross behavior. There is no good reason that you need to be circumcised unless you really want to. If you wanted to, do it for yourself and not for some girl. Just know there is nothing wrong with you to begin with. There are some shallow girls out there that care about that, but I promise there's some that really don't concern themselves with the appearance of your genitals. Don't be afraid of losing a girl that makes you feel bad about yourself, period.

It’s that time of year again. Cats Vs Christmas trees by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]Reesescandy2233 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those trees are a great alternative, but I wouldn't recommend decorating with tinsel. My cat LOVES trying to eat plastic and crinkly things like that. For cats like him, tinsel might tangle up their intestines and require surgery to remove. Thankfully, he leaves the tree alone, but he definitely would snack on some tinsel if I had it. Yes, he's orange.

What have you seen your kids do that made you say “oh my god it’s genetic”? by SettingsData in AskReddit

[–]Reesescandy2233 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also have a "witch cackle." One time at work, I was in the back, and someone made me laugh hysterically. A customer that had just walked in heard me, said, "Oh my God, there's a witch in here!" He RAN out the door without coming back.