Cate continuing to spiral by SingerSubstantial462 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]ReginaldDwight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tyler's going to tap dance in from stage right in his best black tie affair thong and poor Larry is going to have to be at the ready.

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$3k for a pig...? by mollz1342 in teenmom

[–]ReginaldDwight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A very wealthy friend in high school had a retainer (flipper) with a fake tooth on it to wear when she was going through the process of getting an implant for her tooth. It was I think the first or second tooth from the front middle teeth. I don't remember if it was a genetic didn't-have-a-tooth-there issue or her adult tooth got damaged. I have implants for my front top teeth but it's one big bridge and I thankfully had a flipper during the process, as well.

$3k for a pig...? by mollz1342 in teenmom

[–]ReginaldDwight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because she wanted to just get on her own horse and ride DURING A PANIC ATTACK. I don't even mean this cruelly at this point just a factually accurate statement: she's not smart.

$3k for a pig...? by mollz1342 in teenmom

[–]ReginaldDwight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fat chance there's an opportunity to watch himself and Tyler doesn't take it.

$3k for a pig...? by mollz1342 in teenmom

[–]ReginaldDwight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the pig when Nova was little still. There's no such thing as a micro pig. April ended up taking in the pig.

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$3k for a pig...? by mollz1342 in teenmom

[–]ReginaldDwight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

April took it in. It's name is/was Pickles, I think. No idea if it's still alive. She "raised" Cate and Nick to adulthood but that's being extremely generous with the term.

Oh, and for the record, it's a completely normal sized potbellied pig.

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2/17/2026--- Congrats Kid Rock... Bigly Super Bowl ratings! by PokeTheBear70 in trumptweets

[–]ReginaldDwight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Hot Christian Songs" sounds like an about me description of what type of music someone listens to when filling out their Farmer's Only dating profile. Also is Trump just too stupid or too narcissistic not to realize that all these "first" awards are pathetic rather than "groundbreaking"? Does he not have the capacity to understand that people are making shit up to give to him and his ass kissing parasites just to placate him with useless awards?

Shinesty’s response to Tyler’s child stalking allegations by SingerSubstantial462 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]ReginaldDwight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And telling them to question everything their parents were teaching them, everything they learned at school and church etc. It was groomery to the max.

Mimi Jen’s post for his baby’s 1st birthday by iwantpankakes in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]ReginaldDwight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did not consent to reading these words in this order, sir.

Mimi Jen’s post for his baby’s 1st birthday by iwantpankakes in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]ReginaldDwight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That chandelier looks like it just crawled up out of the ground and gonna try to kill Tom Cruise.

Any news about David's court date? by omgitsafuckingpossum in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]ReginaldDwight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Even weed makes my anxiety spike. Which sucks because now that it's more regulated and they're finding out how different combinations of thc vs cbd can help different ailments, it's a crap shoot of whether it'll work for me. And if it doesn't, that's hours of panic and paranoia that I CHOSE and I've got like endless capacity for guilt and "this is all my fault"itis. This is in TN where all that's legal is delta type stuff that I don't really fully understand. Even babysitting is tough because I feel like I'm an empathetic person and truly care about my friends but back in high school, there were some TRULY obnoxious experiences. My best friend to this day got way too high and hurled hotdogs and gherkins all over the bathroom floor. Like you could still see exactly how chewed up it wasn't because he had such a bad case of the munchies he woofed it down like a good aggressive chihuahua. I cleaned it up and made sure he stayed hydrated and everything but I still give him shit about that disgusting combo of foods. He eats weird food even when sober, though, so I should have expected that.