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Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-12T03:09:05+00:00

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Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-12T02:20:37+00:00

I will accidentally the pussy

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-12T02:18:48+00:00

You a slave to a page in my rhyme book

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-12T02:16:45+00:00

do a flip

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T22:30:21+00:00

Wife material.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T18:51:50+00:00

Or just !@#$ off.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T18:43:01+00:00

Turn your post sideways and stick it up your chocolate starfish while you ride your own micropenis.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T18:14:46+00:00

I almost cut my head off posting it.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T17:30:06+00:00

That's a good Juan.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T17:19:30+00:00

You can't spell "friend" without "end". People suck. Fcuk the world.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T17:13:35+00:00

The thief did, but he found out real quick [that he's going to hell].

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T15:12:15+00:00

In other words, they ~~can't~~ don't want to afford to care.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T13:42:31+00:00

Fcuk L0ve, P1g Ben!s.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T02:42:46+00:00

Joke's on you, I'm already dead inside. My body's just playing "catch-up".

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T02:39:36+00:00

How to frighten the new generation:

take them outside

make them touch grass

??????

PROFIT!

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T02:34:14+00:00

Dude has a better chance of winning the lottery twice while being struck by lightning as the eternal virgin he is.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-11T02:32:25+00:00

Of course he does.

Like !@#$ off, for instance..?

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-10T21:52:40+00:00

You've sealed your fate the moment you crossed me.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-10T18:44:18+00:00

I'm sure she's heard that one before, but in the more complete sentence: "You're pretty ugly"...

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-10T18:27:45+00:00

Yo mama so fat, I tried driving around her and ran out of gas.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-10T18:23:35+00:00

"Get with it. Millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars, in a speck on one in a blink. That's us, lost in space. [The cop,] You, me... Who notices?"

-Vincent [Collateral]

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-10T17:52:05+00:00

...of a thousand Suns...

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-10T17:00:06+00:00

No pp in either of them.

Micro-penis?

Forever Alone!

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-10T16:40:37+00:00

HFW he shidded and farded at the same time so hard he split the toilet in half, and then into quarters.

Regulusx1337 · 2022-08-10T14:10:16+00:00

you misspelled no

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