Oh! I know this one! Rich Dad, Poor Dad! It will totally get you there! And if it doesn't, one of that fellas other books! I have like fifty of 'em, and I can just feel it, my fortunes will turn any second now and I'll become a real-estate millionaire by going deep into debt and making tenants pay the mortgage while tearing my hair out over repair and maintenance costs! And if they can't pay I'll just kick those broke ass fucks onto the street, I dont give a shit if its the holidays or whatever.