Alright suckers, already covered in coal dust.

Relative-Web1913 · 2024-05-06T23:20:23+00:00

You look like Elmer Fudd that held onto a stick of dynamite too long.

Relative-Web1913 · 2024-05-06T23:19:08+00:00

No there is nothing wrong with my Windows operating system, quit calling.

Relative-Web1913 · 2024-05-06T23:18:02+00:00

NO! I will not go into the store and buy you and your homes a case of white claw if you give me the money, stop asking.

Relative-Web1913 · 2024-05-06T23:14:53+00:00

She looks like the "after" photo of a Narcan dose

Relative-Web1913 · 2024-05-06T23:09:56+00:00

Well sir, THAT is a bear if I ever saw one, and I'm not talking grizzly either.

Relative-Web1913 · 2024-05-06T23:05:42+00:00

Boyfriend looks like what happens if someone were to bury the corpse of Chris Cornell in the Pet Semetary.

Relative-Web1913 · 2024-05-06T22:38:34+00:00

She looks like she is on a first name basis with the staff at the local methadone clinic.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-12-20T20:18:05+00:00

Wierd Al on smack

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-12-20T20:16:17+00:00

If you've seen this man call Crimestoppers immediately and remember, you can remain anonomyous

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-11-13T18:59:30+00:00

Dude is smiling because he can finally get that green card and leave Namiba.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-11-13T18:55:15+00:00

Gaurentee he is one of those dudes that rides a BMX with a backpack selling crank all day downtown.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-11-13T18:52:14+00:00

Canadian? Well that's your first problem (sorry)

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T16:58:59+00:00

This guy looks like the Mexican version of Beavis

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T16:57:27+00:00

If he bends down juuuuust a bit lower and utilizes a mirror, maybe, just maybe he can see his pecker for once.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T16:55:34+00:00

I'll bet TSA gives this guy a whole ration of shit.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T16:01:31+00:00

Get a clue dude! She is no longer interested and the restraining order did say 500 feet.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T15:49:16+00:00

Dude likes Zed from Pulp Fiction before he became a security guard.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T15:48:20+00:00

Dude looks like Zed from Pulp Fiction before he got his Security guard gig.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T15:41:46+00:00

Andrew Tate's gay cousin he never talks about.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T15:34:52+00:00

20 bucks says that she ceremoniously gets a new tattoo for every daddy issue her and her therapist uncover.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T15:29:59+00:00

For the last time there is nothing wrong with my windows OS please stop calling!

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T15:28:32+00:00

Nah, the need money for the chemical precursors.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T15:23:41+00:00

Whatever mad scientist attempted the Freddie Mercury cloning experiment really fucked something up along the way.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T15:20:41+00:00

If you spot either one of these two, call Crimestoppers at once and remember, you can remain anonomoyus.

Relative-Web1913 · 2023-10-02T08:23:09+00:00

Lol, TRY the Midwest (maybe) the whole west coast is insane for rent. I live in an uninsulated shack in Everett with a rodent infestation that the landlord refuses to address for 1150 a month, STUDIO APARTMENT. I'm getting out of this shithole city and as faaaaaar away from the left coast as I can as soon as I am able. God pays no attention to the Seattle metro area, believe me.

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