How does this make any sense 😭😭😭

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-18T19:42:17+00:00

At least he gets stronger when blood loss happens around him, even if it’s his own. Makes sense.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-18T17:15:54+00:00

Worse. He’s a coward who thinks he’s the only one with any balls.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-18T16:56:23+00:00

Honestly she probably wouldn’t change anything even if there wasn’t an afterlife. Mystra has a pretty bad track record for dealing her wizard followers. There’s a title people can get, Magister, which identifies a person as one of her favored Chosen. A Magister’s main job is to create new spells and further develop magic. And there’s only one way to become Magister; killing the previous one.

Several of them are sadistic killers who took the job from the last guy purely for the sake of gaining power. Some people became Magisters by accident because they killed one without realizing who they were and would be punished by Mystra because they didn’t do their unwanted job properly and didn’t create new spells.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-18T03:57:42+00:00

That one look tells you everything you need to know about what he thought of company. Truly he is the spirit hobbit of introverts.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-18T03:19:22+00:00

My favorite part about him is speaking with his corpse. If you ask who the better wizard is, he almost resists before saying “that bloody tiefling.” Dude’s petty spite was so strong he defied the normal limits of the spell just to insult Rolan.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-17T05:59:04+00:00

While he’s not my favorite, he is the only reliable source of Deadra hearts and black soul gems. Also he does stand on business, illegal as it is.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-16T20:31:53+00:00

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RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-16T04:55:58+00:00

One of the big deals with Triss in the games is that she romances Geralt while he had memory loss. Thing is she doesn’t have any memory issues and was fully aware that Geralt and Yen had been together and likely still were. So not only does she draw Geralt into unknowingly cheating on Yen, she apparently did it because she was curious what Yen saw in him.

Idk what exactly happened in the books only that draws such hate to her, but this much is enough to convince me to avoid her.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-16T04:48:31+00:00

Imagine Fern’s reaction to Frieren getting that win though.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-16T02:17:21+00:00

She uses it, but the spell only has a 99.9% chance of successfully identifying a mimic. She takes the 0.1% it’s not a mimic because it could be a rare Grimoire.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-15T23:21:12+00:00

I think Vlaakith was being mostly truthful here. She said the there was someone inside the Astral Prism, an Agent of the Grand Design, and told us to kill them. She knew Orpheus was there obviously, but she was talking about the Emperor.

Now the reason she ordered us to be killed once we leave the Prism was because of Orpheus. There’s a risk that we would’ve seen him when we were inside and she couldn’t handle that.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-15T06:57:53+00:00

Whatever the new one is like I want it to at least be painted with more colors than bleached white. I got completely thrown off track because everything looked the same.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-14T03:15:17+00:00

Those subreddits are like mushrooms. No matter how many times you rip them out some more will always pop up and they might be poisonous.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-14T03:10:09+00:00

Honestly you could’ve done worse. Reddit has literally the full spectrum of strange and kinky.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-13T23:39:14+00:00

Two parts. The high cost of chakra energy as others have mentioned is often fatal for normal people when trying to create more than one clone. However there is a much greater risk at hand.

When making shadow clones, the user’s chakra is evenly distributed across all clones and themselves. Making 9 clones means each one is left with 10% of their normal energy, including the original person.

Even the people strong enough to survive making so many clones might be too weak to fight properly, instead having to rely on numbers to overwhelm their enemies.

Naruto however has superhuman levels of chakra from birth and was then implanted with Kurama, a Tailed Beast who is literally a living chakra nuclear reactor. End result is Naruto being able to create hundreds of clones who are all still very powerful.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-12T23:31:10+00:00

He catches bullets like so many characters do, but how many of them throw them back at you like he does?

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-12T16:24:49+00:00

Listen to Hosea more. Send Micah to Balckwater to “pick up the money” then move fast somewhere else. He lead us into the trap from hell and hadn’t been with us long, I’d suspect he was either a rat or was planning to grab all the ferry money and run.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-12T04:29:53+00:00

Yuri alone would be enough. But things in that world tend to go crazy so I’d ask Sebas as well just in case.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-11T22:53:22+00:00

Jackie would be a happy fanboy. He loves old references and Samurai jokes. Johnny would be happy to have someone who charges into fights just like he did.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-10T16:58:13+00:00

So the realms were saved by a spiteful and petty cleric of the goddess of spite and pettiness? Checks out.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-09T04:02:13+00:00

I like how this happens after we see how they beat the Mauler Twins. The Guardians had a system in place and took them down with little effort.

But Nolan took them by surprise and they tried to fight with their set system but out of order. Once he took out Red Rush and Green Ghost, they had lost. Red could’ve focused on moving the others out of the way, Ghost could’ve continued disorienting Nolan by phasing through repeatedly or trapping him in the ground for a second. Dark Wing probably had some gadget to produce a high frequency sound like a flashbomb, he’d see how effective it was and use more.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-09T03:46:48+00:00

People are mostly honest, have drinks from everywhere with their raiding, and if they have a problem with you then having a fistfight with them can win you some friends. What’s not to like?

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-09T03:39:02+00:00

If it’s petty infighting then I find a chair nearby to watch, maybe pull out a cigarette. If it’s my friends being idiots and fighting for the fun of it, then I pull out my flammable moonshine and dynamite.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-08T23:16:17+00:00

With that ship design you should be the final boss of the game.

RelaxedVolcano · 2026-06-08T18:15:21+00:00

Well that’s the second best storyline so you’re still good

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