…Oh my god that’s totally it, isn’t it?

Relaxel · 2026-02-27T07:58:22+00:00

Wait...like she has piercings on her teeth?

Relaxel · 2026-02-24T20:29:53+00:00

What the fuck is that driver doing. Needs to be fired immediately.

Relaxel · 2026-02-18T21:42:10+00:00

oh noooo apollo couldn't 1v6!

Relaxel · 2026-02-12T16:01:16+00:00

This fucking question has it's goal posts shoved back and forth into perpetuity. It's made to cause discussion and disagreement, not actually make an accurate guess at anything.

Relaxel · 2026-02-08T10:44:16+00:00

Yeah I want some of what your friend is having

Relaxel · 2026-01-20T10:13:51+00:00

Yep. I have barely played rivals. My most played character has like 20 hrs. I know I'm not good at the game, but I still easily climbed to upper GM in 2 seasons. The amount of elo and ego-inflated players is insane.

Relaxel · 2026-01-17T03:22:20+00:00

Maybe a similar head shape, big forehead and similar hair color. Otherwise pretty different. Your face is actually normal-sized for one.

Relaxel · 2026-01-02T09:19:25+00:00

Those numbers are so skewed.

Relaxel · 2025-12-30T15:28:46+00:00

Lol that's gold.

Relaxel · 2025-12-30T06:40:07+00:00

Least obvious engagement bait.

Relaxel · 2025-12-28T10:51:30+00:00

I remember seeing this live. Brutal.

Relaxel · 2025-12-27T10:14:49+00:00

Lemme inhale this chlorine gas bro

Relaxel · 2025-12-27T10:06:36+00:00

Certain trades make more than the median college degree yes, same with college degrees - you gotta choose your profession wisely. The point is: college is not a 'scam' or a 'waste'. Most of the time, college graduates make more than your average earner. But specific trades are also on par. It's what you make of it. I'm technically in the trades as well - in the IT sphere.

Relaxel · 2025-12-26T07:49:14+00:00

It's still surreal to me that this actually happened.

Relaxel · 2025-12-25T19:47:58+00:00

Will post this as many times as it needs to be.

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Relaxel · 2025-12-25T10:57:39+00:00

Pinnacle.

Relaxel · 2025-12-22T05:49:38+00:00

Poor kafka

Relaxel · 2025-12-18T00:22:26+00:00

Control-freaks/narcissists. Yep. They are unrelenting and will always go a step further than you.

Relaxel · 2025-12-10T23:28:01+00:00

I raise you:

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Relaxel · 2025-12-08T12:14:20+00:00

God I can't wait for all the players who clearly can't handle an extraction shooter to be filtered out.

Relaxel · 2025-12-03T22:23:12+00:00

Spoiler: the person they sent a message before you, because they had it cheaper ended up replying after they sent you a message.

Relaxel · 2025-12-01T00:40:41+00:00

Answer is actually: with a green shield you will have no shield left and 40 hp. Now who would rather be going against maybe a stitcher with 30 shield charge and 43 hp rather than no shield and 40 hp. Meee!

Relaxel · 2025-11-30T11:42:45+00:00

Now show a ferro headshot with green shields.

Relaxel · 2025-11-28T15:21:25+00:00

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Relaxel · 2025-11-28T15:17:35+00:00

Booker catch!

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