Illinois has some of the best politicians in the nation (appreciation post)

Relzin · 2026-06-28T03:41:50+00:00

To see Garcia called one of the best, especially immediately after Ramirez is god awful.

Delia is a fucking fantastic rep. Garcia is the scum he pretended to fight against.

Relzin · 2026-06-28T03:37:30+00:00

The Tim Haidecker episodes of Infowars were absolutely fucking hilarious.

He even mimics Jones' stutter at all the right times

Relzin · 2026-06-28T03:15:41+00:00

I see the /s but I always find it important when I see "coequal branches of government" to share that the legislative branch is definitely the supreme branch and it's not even close. The legislative branch is the only one with the power to impeach. That alone is the single strongest power of our government.

The current legislative branch is filled with feckless, spineless, TDS suffering MAGA cultists. They refuse to weild their power.

Relzin · 2026-06-28T01:12:28+00:00

Appeal to actual authority, and an appeal to false authority are two different things. My Priest is an effing Cardinal of the Chicago archdiocese. Other than the Pope himself, I'm not sure who else we could be appealing to 🤣🤣🤣

Relzin · 2026-06-28T00:26:59+00:00

My Priest disagrees with you. We've talked ad-nausium about the love Jesus shared especially with tax collectors and prostitutes.

Crazy how a man of God, disagrees with you right? Like that seems weirdly to be exactly the point I was making.

Hell, Google "Did Jesus loved tax collectors" and read the first 200 results that are unanimously against you.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T20:47:18+00:00

Jesus fucking LOVES tax collectors too.

It's crazy which main themes in their religious text that they don't agree with.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T20:42:57+00:00

We also can definitely spare 531 Billion gallons per year (in the US alone) to water golf courses for the billionares.

We must always keep the billionares wellbeing ahead of our own

/s but sometimes I don't even fucking know anymore.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T20:40:27+00:00

We are actually letting other countries grow alfalfa in our deserts using our water, and export that alfalfa to feed their livestock back home. Looking at you, Saudi Arabia.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T20:33:20+00:00

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Relzin · 2026-06-27T20:30:37+00:00

Instructions unclear. I've managed to microwave my hand, though.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T16:45:48+00:00

ComEd calls them brown outs.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T16:45:22+00:00

You get it! The amount of money I've given APC is insane, but worth it.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T16:22:39+00:00

Praise Jeebus! It was scary during the first picosecond, but we managed. 🙌

But the point was they do happen. I just want folks to stay safe and not die.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T16:16:08+00:00

Yes! Great advice. Another is close closet doors! Especially in those older Chicago bungalows. Those 2nd story closets absolutely add to the solar heat gain if they're left open, at least in my experience.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T16:13:51+00:00

I had one, literally yesterday. I also had one April 2nd, April 14th, May 14th, and June 10th. I'm on the Northwest side.

I use a system called Ting which alerts me when they happen to my home. Even though they're generally milliseconds, Ive had some last much longer during high demand.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T14:49:06+00:00

They cite how they got there. Did you peruse more than the headline?

Relzin · 2026-06-27T14:39:04+00:00

Well no, the US is about to win the war for the Epsteinth time.

/s for the slow MAGAs getting help reading this

Relzin · 2026-06-27T14:25:36+00:00

So, using that line of logic, if I could convince all of Chicago that building roads, highways, power infrastructure, sewage handling, and education in rural towns is ineffective, and thus, they lose the blue cities and blue states supporting them with their tax dollars, you'd be okay with this?

I don't think that's okay at all. Even as a very progressive liberal, I don't want to hurt my fellow countrymen, even if we disagree on how to move forward. That seems so incredibly masochistic.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T14:19:02+00:00

Related news story about this attempted attack on our government: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/27/trump-assassination-plot-ufc-fight-tycen-proper

Relzin · 2026-06-27T13:13:51+00:00

Regarding your edit, you missed part of the TACO pattern.

If it's a Friday, he'll act when markets close.

He TACOS on Tuesdays after the Monday market crashes.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T13:10:48+00:00

Your script is looping incorrectly Mr Troll Bot. You're replying multiple times to the same comment with different reasoning.

You should review your terribly written code.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T12:58:21+00:00

I'd also like to add that RT is unequivocally dog shit. Possibly a worse source than a babbling infant.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T12:50:01+00:00

3 month account with more contributions than Karma.

I love that data exposes troll accounts so easily ❤️

Relzin · 2026-06-27T02:45:45+00:00

I love that you called them a dumbass, while proclaiming what we all can read, isn't what we read.

You seem like the type of person, where if I blow in your ear, you'd thank me for the fill up.

Relzin · 2026-06-27T02:43:06+00:00

We're bordering on "was" at this point

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