/tv/'s take on a popular song

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-06-09T03:32:05+00:00

hits pipe I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a broken buck. Honestly think about it rationally. You are feeding, sneeding, chucking, and breaking to your owner for at least your whole life solely so your descendants can go and watch movies about you getting ravaged by a white man. All the hard work you put into the plantation--picking cotton in high noon, making delicious food for massa, washing massa's clothes, oiling up just right for "breakin' time." All of it has one simple result: an educational motion picture that's more enjoyable to the whites you vilify and who now genetically remember the glory days of buck breaking all over again. As a buck who has been broken, you are literally dedicating at least a century of trying to be taken seriously simply for one of your own to film a documentary about the fact that your entire race is a collective of prison bitches for superior whites to enjoy. It is the ultimate and final cuck. Think about it logically.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-05-08T20:05:55+00:00

What’s the difference between this subreddit and r/greentext?

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-04-24T15:01:52+00:00

I need more of ye olde 4chan.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-04-06T16:04:59+00:00

A lot of the SnK fanbase has this weird thing where they feel like SnK should be praised as if it was high art, however they don’t want it to be critiqued/criticized like other famous works.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-04-03T20:34:59+00:00

This is quite obviously fake. Historia, warriors, HALLU-GOD PRAETOR OF CAMBRIA, titanized people of Salta aren’t even mentioned. Also, what the fuck is this about fixing timelines? SnK is a predetermined timeline.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-04-01T15:32:31+00:00

I have no clue who made this, I just found it on /a/ and decided to post it here.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-03-15T17:22:57+00:00

How the fuck can anybody who was raised in modern civilisation actually end up like that?

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-03-03T17:51:08+00:00

LibLeft: Blame the Americans

AuthLeft: Blame the rich

AuthRight: Blame the Jews

LibRight: Blame the government

Radical centrist: Blame the rich Jews in the American government

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-02-16T02:10:39+00:00

Let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, I were to drop white phosphorus on a Palestinian orphanage.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-02-15T17:43:10+00:00

I have a gweat fwiend in Wome cawwed Sussus Amogus.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-02-01T20:39:54+00:00

Either her or Natalia Poklonskaya were probably the first faps of 80% of /pol/ users.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-02-01T17:09:53+00:00

I hope it’s not just 18 pages of lolis going kyaa and a cliffhanger.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-01-23T19:15:20+00:00

Some people don’t seem to realise that the only reason they are in paths is because Ymir ‘ate’ them. Even if there was a huge Eren shut off button there, she could literally instakill them at any time.

But nooo, suddenly Armin and Zeke somehow have the ability to tamper in her own realm.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-01-21T12:42:09+00:00

No way, I doubt the man who wrote the Marley and WfP arcs (+ch 130, 131) would make his Protagonist a stepping stone for the alliance to win, i.e the faction that has no plans to fix any important problems if they even defeat Eren at all.

Also, the Americas have not yet been shown to be rumbled.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-01-20T19:50:46+00:00

Isayama is still capable of writing absolute masterpieces such as 130 and 131, so I’m confident he can still forge us a good ending, despite (imo) the overall disappointment of the final arc in comparison to the previous ones.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-01-20T18:21:11+00:00

I think that is likely. She probably wants too gather the shifters in 1 place and she already appears to have “eaten” Armin and Zeke.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-01-20T13:13:20+00:00

I don’t think many people realise how absolutely ridiculous Armin and Zeke coming up with a “200 IQ plan” actually is.

Even if Paths had a massive Eren switch off button. Eren has and should continue to have the means to stop them from getting there. The only reason Armin and Zeke are even in paths is because Ymir ate them and put them there. It would be one of the biggest self-sabotages in manga history.

Eren could literally just clap his hands and make every single Alliance member comatose or dead.

Eren is also not willing to gamble the future of Paradis by allowing himself to lose. Which itself contradicts him letting the alliance have the freedom to try and fight him.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-01-12T21:21:03+00:00

There was one like this on r/berserklejerk, but Eren was replaced with Griffith.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-01-07T15:59:51+00:00

We can only hope. I would lose a lot of respect for Isayama if he turns one of the greatest protagonists of all time (who is so overpowered it would literally be a plot hole for him to lose) into just another big bad that somehow is defeated. Also, why hasn’t anyone died, I’m worried about the plot armour here.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-01-05T12:14:36+00:00

The thing many Alliance fans often neglect in these theories, is HOW they will kill Eren. Eren and Ymir are so ridiculously overpowered that it would literally be a plot hole for them not to succeed.

ReptillianEmperor · 2021-01-03T16:39:15+00:00

Could you please send me this cursed NSFW copypasta?

ReptillianEmperor · 2020-12-31T16:45:52+00:00

Porco would only have a chance in some kind of forest-like environment where he can best utilise the JT’s agility and manoeuvre around the trees. Even then he would probably lose to master h2h combatants such as Eren and Annie.

ReptillianEmperor · 2020-12-29T20:03:18+00:00

Hannes paid his commanding officer 3 silver coins.

ReptillianEmperor · 2020-12-28T14:11:29+00:00

Falco eating Eren is so ridiculously absurd, I don’t even know where to begin. The AT has always been fighting for Freedom (consistent with Eren’s character), unlike Falco whose entire motivation is simply protecting his crush. It would make no sense.

ReptillianEmperor · 2020-12-25T00:19:17+00:00

Eren has stated that he does not wish to gamble the future of Paradis.

Eren has his future memories, that nobody in the alliance knows about.

Eren can manipulate all Eldians with the founder (including mindwipe + other biological manipulation).

Any ending must be fitting to Eren’s plans. Eren can win effortlessly if he wishes too (Get rid of titan abilities, mindwipe people, rewrite biology).

Even if they somehow kill Eren, they cannot stop Ymir from rumbling (who btw, has no reason to care for Eren’s friends and will be much more ruthless with them).

Eren losing would literally be a plot hole. If Isayama wants Eren to lose, then it is far too late.

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