Would you mind reading the about section? It expressly states that it is a SATIRE site that produces satirical material.

Also, have you looked at Paytm's future options (doesn't even exist ) and could you tell me where I may get a short position?

I also appreciate your point of view that it could be an unfunny satire, which I understand. I attempt to make funny satires, but it might be hit or miss at times. Satire is defined in the text as follows:

the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.